Day 8 12:00am - 1:00am ::boop beep boop beep::

Setting aside my Olympic fever for some 24 time. I've been crazy into the Olympics, so I'm hoping that 24 makes my Olympic hiatus worth my while.

Family betrayal is the name of the game this season. Russian mob son and Soulpatch Schwartzman are in cahoots now. And, now Russian mob Pops is in the same store room where he shot his own kid. Jinkies!

and now, SNIPERS! Soulpatch can't be trusted. Shocking, but still needs to be said.

Power struggles are fun. They always resort in scapegoating, which is good times for all. Pruney's gonna get the book thrown at her even though she was totally justified in the killing of rapist-dude. He was seriously hatable, so I applaud her.

Dana/Jenny is nothing but trouble. She's quite the distraction to all of these CTU dudes. Ortiz should go back to his wife, Buffy the Vampire Slayer. And Arlo should just admit that he's in love with Chloe and then we could have a Morris/Chloe/Arlo love triangle.

So, Soulpatch Schwartzman is a pawn in the nefarious plot of more evil dudes. Duh. Did you not see that coming? He's too little and frail and way too into his pageboy haircut. PS--He's totally not going to live through the day.

Oh dear. Pruney is going to snap. Jack is probably going to come in any moment and save the day. Look at that. Here he is. Jack knows what "Justice Dept" means. And he's judo-chopping everyone! It would have been really cool if Jack had said, "Don't tase me, bro." It would have provided some much-needed comic relief. Of course, I want to hear that every time someone gets tased, so I guess I'm easy like that.

Here we go. Dana/Jenny's not-so-interesting backstory. This hubbub with her and Ortiz totally blew her cover when his giant SUV came screaming over the hill. So, the dude who went to take a leak in the woods is going to get the jump on them.

They put Jack in charge of the team in 3....2.......

Backstabbing and Frontstabbing and shootouts, OH MY!
I hope Ortiz is looking at Dana/Jenny saying, "Yeah, you're totally not worth all this. Later, homes."

BARF. Jack can't end up with Pruney. It's not ok. BAAAAAAARF. I'm going to be barfing all over the place next week according to the previews. Until then, I'll soothe my gag reflex by going back to the Olympic splendor. Although, if my Wii is any indication, I could rock the gold in ski jumping. I rule. U-S-A! U-S-A!!!!

Damnits:
-Um, I think none? I'm really sober, so I think none.

There's no/we don't have times:
-Also none? Again, very sober.

Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-Judo-chopping everyone.
-Saving Pruney. Over and over and over and over........