Day 8 10:00pm - 11:00pm ::boop beep boop beep::

I know Dana/Jenny makes all the little fanboys tingle from her Battlestar Galactica days, but I get a very post-op tranny vibe from her. I know that's blasphemy to a lot of nerds out there, but I can't be the only one that thinks that. Right??

Uh oh. The dumb hicks are getting greedy. You know what that means! ......trouble...or something....I'm not sure.

We're going to have to change Pruney's name to Stabby if that Vladimir dude doesn't stop with his Sleeping With The Ememy routine. She's definitely going to remove his bits and pieces before the day is out.

Damn, dude. These Russians are a twisted bunch. "I want to leave you and your family a wealthy inheritance." What he REALLY said, "now that your brother is out of the way, you get twice as much! So, you know--congratulations!"

Hassan is taking a page out of Jack's playbook and I applaud the return of random acts of torture back to 24. Although, I suppose Pruney Renee did then when she chopped off the floor-sweep's thumb. Hassan is carrying on the random acts of torture and I thank him for taking it old school for the people.

Can we wrap up this Dana/Jenny fuckery now? Where are we going with this? Not that 24 hasn't always been about random plot lines and acts of violence, but I certainly would like them to move this one along. It's putting so much focus on Dana/Jenny and not enough on Chloe's stink-eye.

Pause for Fox News plug.

Pause for Snap-On product placement.

Hahahahahahahaha. "Just because I like your face doesn't mean I have to put up with your crap!" Anyone care to take bets on how many people I say that to tomorrow? Over under?

OH SNAP! What did I tell you about stabby Renee???!!! She's even got Jack in on the stabbing. You know.....after she stabbed him. But of course, he doesn't need much encouragement. Think he'll tell her it's "just a flesh wound"and keep going? There are still a LOT of hours in the day. I really should research how many times Jack has been shot, stabbed burned, etc on this series. I'm certain that information already exists somewhere.

WHAT? "Bring Laitanan's body back for autopsy. I want to know what happened." What do you mean?? Renee stabbed the ever-loving shit out of him. You need a full workup to figure that out? Time-waster.

Now jack is signing up for torture? WTF? That just seems silly. After today, I feel strongly that Jack should look into therapy or some sort of support group for masochists.

It's also nice to see that 24 is still sticking to stereotypes with Hillbilly #1 and Hillbilly #2 drinking grain alcohol out of a paper bag while driving. Good one.

So, next week, we can look forward to Pruney getting blamed for killing her rapist. I think we all know I'm not a Renee fan, but stabbing the shit out of your rapist/abuser gets you a high five and not a reprimand, in my book. So there.
Also next week, Dana/Jenny comes clean to Freddy Prinze about her hillbilly past. Maybe we can move that plot line along a bit.
Bottoms up!

Damnits:
-"Damnit! It's locked!" Kevin (a.k.a Hillbilly #1)
-"Damnit, they really must have been moving. CTU's here already." Jack-style. DRINK, mofos.

There's no/we don't have times:
-"We're running out of time." Vladimir, the Russian mob rapist

Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-Strategic removal and replacement of disguise glasses.
-Shooting baddies through walls.