3:00am - 4:00am ::boop beep boop beep::
Well, my cable went out, so I missed the first 15 mins. No big loss, I suppose. Dang. How many more hours are left?
Jack's chasing Chang and boy-kim. hopefully, he'll tell him that he's Jack's son.
Love tryst went horribly wrong (surprise, surprise) and the Russian spy didn't even send the emails. Tom Lennox better take a page out of Jack's torture/interrogation handbook and get the job done.
Nadia's getting dumped on again. She still doesn't win the worst day, but it has been hella shitty for her. This I know. She really is practically a fetus when it comes to CTU. I'm not sure why Buchanen didn't just put Milo in charge. At least it would have made sense that he got capped in the brain.
Something is very fishy with that Marilyn Bauer. You know--aside from the fact that she hasn't admitted yet that Jack is boy-kim's father.
Pause for blatant Cisco product placement...
Russia calls out the US. VP Creepy should know that tangled webs of lies won't get him anywhere. I was waiting for Subarov to say, "secrets, secrets are not fun. secrets, secrets hurt someone." Maybe they can get the first lady to talk to Subarov's wife again. Hopefully, she hasn't already undergone shock therapy or a full lobodomy or anything.
How do all of these politicos and secret agents get around so quickly. From what I understand, the traffic in both LA and DC is a bear.
Papa Bauer still angling for boy-Kim in exchange for the component thingy, huh? Funny that the US government is now going to trade a 2nd Bauer to save it's hide. Although I'm sure Papa Bauer will take better care of boy-Kim than China took care of Jack in Chinese torture prison. He'll probably just turn him into some sort of brain-washed super-spy or something.
Gotta love that Doyle sees no problem yanking a high school freshman away from his uncle/dad to arrange such a trade. Oh, Ricky Schroeder-Doyle. I just want you to decide if you have ethics or not. Do you blindly follow orders or are you a rebel? When you decide, you just let me know.
"Damnit"s: zilch (i don't know. coulda missed 'em on account of my cable failure)
"There's no/We don't have any time"s:
1- Morris, "Daaahling, there was no time."
finale next week. YAY!
Monday, May 14, 2007
Tuesday, May 8, 2007
2:00am - 3:00am
::boop beep boop beep::
VP Creepster got himself cuckholded and while it was a humbling experience for 5mins, it still didn't knowck him down off his very high horse.
Mike and Nadia and SO gonna get it on. Man, it's not even a love triangle this season. It's like some sort of love octagon or tangley love cat's cradle. Our little Nadia must be quite the sadist. These were 2 guys that tortured and abandoned her respectively. I guess she likes the rough stuff.
Boy Kim is still around? Does that mean real Kim is going to show up at some point? I did think she was going to be in this season at some point. When is boy Kim going to find out that Jack is his dad? Don't tell me that will be saved for next season. Now that Marilyn is going to "be there" for Jack when the day is over, Audrey can go hang out with the first lady in the looney bin. They can have a pharm party with all their crazy pills.
Will the mission to get the component thingy work? I vote no. I mean, shouldn't they have some night-vision goggles or some thermal shit or something?
Ok, never mind. Chinese launch an assault on CTU and CTU is hungry for another assault 10 mins later. heyyooooo. On the upside, it will free Jack to go mount an assault of his own. heehee. I said mount.
Is Chloe's hair getting darker? Do they have access to some Garnier Nutrisse in CTU? It hardly seems responsible to be so vain in light of the day's activities.
Little Miss Trampy Pants, the Veep's aide is going to wind up starring in her very own White House porno, huh? You know that shit would get leaked at some point. These are the things I pretend go on when the 24 hours are up.
Where's Doyle? Denver? What they crap happened there?!!??!? Did I miss it because 24 has been boring me to tears this season?
They're spicing it up with the love octagon, though. These relationshippy things are happening fast. One minute you're torturing and being tortured/betrayed, the next you're making bedroom eyes at each other. Apparently, people get horny in a crisis.
Tell me this whole assault isn't about getting Jack back to Chinese torture prison. Good thing CTU hires plenty of mall security guards to keep the facility safe: Jack- "Let me out! We're under attack! I'll need a weapon." the lines that followed that you didn't hear: "I'll need a weapon. Oh good, you're dead. I'll use yours. Mind if i also use your corpse for a human shield? Thanks so much."
NO WAY! They killed Milo? I did NOT see that coming. Damn you, 24. You've officially killed the love octagon. Why must you kill off all the recurring characters? Poor Milo was having such a manly few hours. I guess we can declare him the winner of the "Who had the worst day?" contest. Poor kid.
So the object of this attack is to get boy Kim to Papa Bauer. Does Papa Bauer want to turn boy-Kim into another of his little minions? hmmmm.....
Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-Improvisational human shieldage. He must be a very tiny man in real life.
-Killing his illegitimate son's would-be then actual kidnappers.
"Damnit"s: 1 - followed up by a "let me clean it up" for the 1-2 punch. He was talking about his mess, by the way.
::boop beep boop beep::
VP Creepster got himself cuckholded and while it was a humbling experience for 5mins, it still didn't knowck him down off his very high horse.
Mike and Nadia and SO gonna get it on. Man, it's not even a love triangle this season. It's like some sort of love octagon or tangley love cat's cradle. Our little Nadia must be quite the sadist. These were 2 guys that tortured and abandoned her respectively. I guess she likes the rough stuff.
Boy Kim is still around? Does that mean real Kim is going to show up at some point? I did think she was going to be in this season at some point. When is boy Kim going to find out that Jack is his dad? Don't tell me that will be saved for next season. Now that Marilyn is going to "be there" for Jack when the day is over, Audrey can go hang out with the first lady in the looney bin. They can have a pharm party with all their crazy pills.
Will the mission to get the component thingy work? I vote no. I mean, shouldn't they have some night-vision goggles or some thermal shit or something?
Ok, never mind. Chinese launch an assault on CTU and CTU is hungry for another assault 10 mins later. heyyooooo. On the upside, it will free Jack to go mount an assault of his own. heehee. I said mount.
Is Chloe's hair getting darker? Do they have access to some Garnier Nutrisse in CTU? It hardly seems responsible to be so vain in light of the day's activities.
Little Miss Trampy Pants, the Veep's aide is going to wind up starring in her very own White House porno, huh? You know that shit would get leaked at some point. These are the things I pretend go on when the 24 hours are up.
Where's Doyle? Denver? What they crap happened there?!!??!? Did I miss it because 24 has been boring me to tears this season?
They're spicing it up with the love octagon, though. These relationshippy things are happening fast. One minute you're torturing and being tortured/betrayed, the next you're making bedroom eyes at each other. Apparently, people get horny in a crisis.
Tell me this whole assault isn't about getting Jack back to Chinese torture prison. Good thing CTU hires plenty of mall security guards to keep the facility safe: Jack- "Let me out! We're under attack! I'll need a weapon." the lines that followed that you didn't hear: "I'll need a weapon. Oh good, you're dead. I'll use yours. Mind if i also use your corpse for a human shield? Thanks so much."
NO WAY! They killed Milo? I did NOT see that coming. Damn you, 24. You've officially killed the love octagon. Why must you kill off all the recurring characters? Poor Milo was having such a manly few hours. I guess we can declare him the winner of the "Who had the worst day?" contest. Poor kid.
So the object of this attack is to get boy Kim to Papa Bauer. Does Papa Bauer want to turn boy-Kim into another of his little minions? hmmmm.....
Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-Improvisational human shieldage. He must be a very tiny man in real life.
-Killing his illegitimate son's would-be then actual kidnappers.
"Damnit"s: 1 - followed up by a "let me clean it up" for the 1-2 punch. He was talking about his mess, by the way.
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