11pm - 1am
A bunch of crap happened, but I'm really behind, so i might try to catch up on the insanity later.
Moving on...
1:00am - 2:00am ::boop beep boop beep::
Mike Doyle went from bad guy to possible good guy to heroic guy to dumbass. What are they doing with his character?
Veep went from drunkard to possibly sober but definitely lascivious. He creeps me out. He should know better than to fool around with his aide. Gotta love that the first blonde bimbess was just greedy and the second is a double agent mole-rat seducer.
i still don't get how Nadia was next in line to run CTU. Just a few hours ago, they accused her of being a mole and I still don't think she got full clearance back. WTF? She's in way over her head, scared shitless and everyone's baggin on her. Dang. When this is all over, I think we need to play a game of "who had the worst day?"
Tom Lennox back to plotting and scheming. Love it. He's so good when he's devious.
OH SNAP!! Heller just called out Jack. That was harsh with the cursed business.
"Damnit"s: 1 Nadia can't get access to jack's busted lock
"There's No/We Don't Have Any Time"s: big one with Jack trying to negotiate with catatonic audrey.
Monday, April 30, 2007
Monday, April 9, 2007
10:00PM - 11:00PM ::boop beep boop beep::
Little Wayne Palmer is a crafty devil. But he should probably just go lay down. or get his next adrenaline fix. Furthermore, should Karen Hayes have been calling CTU with what's probably classified info about military strides--fake or not? Wayne's getting ballsy. Trying to set himself apart, i see. Too bad he's got great big fat tremors.
Ricky Shroeder is gonna pull some Denver shit on Fayed. Or is he? What the hell happened in Denver? I still want to know.
Who was driving the van? Boy-Kim? Quite the clever ruse they pulled. Nothing like the old switcheroo. Ricky gets a boo-boo and the girls get all concerned, huh? You could see on Milo's face that he wanted to put the sling back on just to remind everyone that he was shot today. Poor thing.
"I should have sent Samir" is TOTALLY a clue to Fayed that the general is lying! I betcha. Now Fayed is going to take down the fake extraction team.
See? I'm so smart. What a convenient tunnel that cuts all communication for the good guys. That Fayed is a slippery S.O.B. Do you think he knew that tunnell would stop all coms? He was probably on Mapquest all day yesterday for just such an occasion.
HAHAHAHAHA! Jack is riding under the garbage truck? Why doesn't he just hold on to the back like the pros do? Then he could make the call to CTU with 1 hand while he holds on with the other. And he wouldn't have those pesky hazards as he does with the under-carriage. Look out for the cam shaft, Jack! The axel! Um, yeah, I don't really know anything about cars.
LOVE that when Fayed figured out the gun was loaded with blanks, he threw the gun at Jack. Rock on. Holy crap, this is the least smooth fight I've ever seen. Can't shoot through a chain link fence, gun throwing, and then Jack BITES THE DUDE! I guess when you've gone on a 1-man killing spree, you're entitled to get a little sloppy toward the end. Now that they've secured the bombs, what on earth will they do for the rest of the day?
Wait for it......wait for it......
AAAAND, just when you think they've forgotten about not-proven-to-be-dead Audrey Raines, she proves not to be dead. Shocker. In addition, she's in LA as evidenced by the 310 area code. Jack definitely has time to go save her and be home in time for Letterman.
Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
- Beating the crap out of terrorists. Again. Practice makes perfect.
-Being a one-man surveillance team. Again. Although, this time he did follow it up with a turn at being a 1-man assault team to spice things up. He can do that. He's Jack.
"There's no/we don't have any time"s: 2
Ricky had one when arguing with Jack about transporting Fayed back to CTU.
Nadia rocked it when laying it down to a very jealous Milo.
"Damnit"s: 2!
Jack had 1 BIG one when he was under the garbage truck. I would have been swearing, too. well done.
Ricky came to play this week with 1 fun-time, "Damn, Jack." after the killing spree. He now knows how smooth Jack truly is.
***Alright, lovely readers--unfortunately for you (but fortunately for ME), I'm off the scene next week. Vegas, baby. You're just going to have to wait until my glorious and hopefully triumphant return. You'll get next week's post with the following week. Try not to think about it too much. You'll make it through.
Little Wayne Palmer is a crafty devil. But he should probably just go lay down. or get his next adrenaline fix. Furthermore, should Karen Hayes have been calling CTU with what's probably classified info about military strides--fake or not? Wayne's getting ballsy. Trying to set himself apart, i see. Too bad he's got great big fat tremors.
Ricky Shroeder is gonna pull some Denver shit on Fayed. Or is he? What the hell happened in Denver? I still want to know.
Who was driving the van? Boy-Kim? Quite the clever ruse they pulled. Nothing like the old switcheroo. Ricky gets a boo-boo and the girls get all concerned, huh? You could see on Milo's face that he wanted to put the sling back on just to remind everyone that he was shot today. Poor thing.
"I should have sent Samir" is TOTALLY a clue to Fayed that the general is lying! I betcha. Now Fayed is going to take down the fake extraction team.
See? I'm so smart. What a convenient tunnel that cuts all communication for the good guys. That Fayed is a slippery S.O.B. Do you think he knew that tunnell would stop all coms? He was probably on Mapquest all day yesterday for just such an occasion.
HAHAHAHAHA! Jack is riding under the garbage truck? Why doesn't he just hold on to the back like the pros do? Then he could make the call to CTU with 1 hand while he holds on with the other. And he wouldn't have those pesky hazards as he does with the under-carriage. Look out for the cam shaft, Jack! The axel! Um, yeah, I don't really know anything about cars.
LOVE that when Fayed figured out the gun was loaded with blanks, he threw the gun at Jack. Rock on. Holy crap, this is the least smooth fight I've ever seen. Can't shoot through a chain link fence, gun throwing, and then Jack BITES THE DUDE! I guess when you've gone on a 1-man killing spree, you're entitled to get a little sloppy toward the end. Now that they've secured the bombs, what on earth will they do for the rest of the day?
Wait for it......wait for it......
AAAAND, just when you think they've forgotten about not-proven-to-be-dead Audrey Raines, she proves not to be dead. Shocker. In addition, she's in LA as evidenced by the 310 area code. Jack definitely has time to go save her and be home in time for Letterman.
Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
- Beating the crap out of terrorists. Again. Practice makes perfect.
-Being a one-man surveillance team. Again. Although, this time he did follow it up with a turn at being a 1-man assault team to spice things up. He can do that. He's Jack.
"There's no/we don't have any time"s: 2
Ricky had one when arguing with Jack about transporting Fayed back to CTU.
Nadia rocked it when laying it down to a very jealous Milo.
"Damnit"s: 2!
Jack had 1 BIG one when he was under the garbage truck. I would have been swearing, too. well done.
Ricky came to play this week with 1 fun-time, "Damn, Jack." after the killing spree. He now knows how smooth Jack truly is.
***Alright, lovely readers--unfortunately for you (but fortunately for ME), I'm off the scene next week. Vegas, baby. You're just going to have to wait until my glorious and hopefully triumphant return. You'll get next week's post with the following week. Try not to think about it too much. You'll make it through.
Wednesday, April 4, 2007
9:00PM - 10:00PM ::boop beep boop beep::
The poor man's David Palmer is out of the coma and channeling his brother but the drunken Veep is out for Palmer blood. Palmer's calling for adrenaline. He's going to become addicted to adrenaline. Someone check for track marks.
Jack's all up in the drunken Veep's plan? wtf? Wait--he's just going for contingency, right? So he can take away Gredenko's immunity? I feel like the whole Veep plan for takeover is some sort of frat guy authority battle that to be Prez is to be king 'o the hill. But everyone knows that politics aren't like a fraternity. Just ask Bill Clinton. oh...wait.
Tom Lennox is an itchy man. An itchy, itchy man. He makes funny faces. That is all.
Pause to enjoy the new DirecTV HD commercial starring "Major League." Awesome.
Milo and Nadia elude to the kiss that I found more awkward than passionate. Just me? They're still ridiculously awkward. and in true CTU form, they're still awfully willing to turn on a dime and stab each other in the back. Sometimes the front.
Ricky Shroeder is a twister mofo and I dig it. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN DENVER??!!??!!?!? He's busy all lookin' for religion and whatnot. Is he a dick? Is he a good guy? The world may never know.
OH, SNAP! Just when you think the Veep is down and out-voted, he pulls some crazy-ass s#!t and he's back in action. I don't think Wayney P is going to make it through this day with all of his brain functions intact.
Milo's gunshot wound has healed to the point of being out of a sling in a mere few hours. Are we to believe that Milo is superhuman? I kinda want to.
I keep waiting for someone to pull a Tonya Harding on Karen Hayes and take her out at the knees.
Ok, who the bejeezus is the blond chick hanging with the Veep? I'm pretty sure she's not so much an aide as a stripper. Too bad Tommy Lennox busted up her game with his Radio Shack spy toys.
Speaking of Radio Shack, what the crap is up with Gredenko's "wire"? It's like a friggin Walkman. Do you think they made him hold down 'play' and 'record' at the same time just before he met his cronies? That's really the best CTU could do? They wired the Autistic dude better than Gredenko.
Dude, you know that cutting off YOUR ARM will leave a trail of blood Hansel and Gretl style, so, is that the wisest direction to take of you don't want to be tracked? Your cohorts don't even like you. They're gonna kill your armless ass first chance they get. I'm just saying--you'll be one-armed and dead.
"I'm pinned down." is being added to the Jack Bauer Power Hour. This is not only at the request of Michele Taylor, but that it's an awesome line. Furthermore, why is Jack a one-man-band on following near-dead Gredenko? Oh, now he's dead. Never mind. I do respect his move to sell out his terrorist buddy in the bar of drunken patriots, though. It obviously didn't help the cause or get Gredenko away alive, but he did his part to move the story along, and I suppose that's all we can ask. On with the terrorist torture....I mean, "interrogation."
Aaaaaaand Wayne Palmer's brain functions are officially no longer intact. Maybe that last injection wasn't adrenaline.
Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-One-man surveillance. Team? He don't need no stinking team.
"Damnit"s: 0
"There's no/we don't have any time"s: 1 Jack says: "We can't wait." I count it.
The poor man's David Palmer is out of the coma and channeling his brother but the drunken Veep is out for Palmer blood. Palmer's calling for adrenaline. He's going to become addicted to adrenaline. Someone check for track marks.
Jack's all up in the drunken Veep's plan? wtf? Wait--he's just going for contingency, right? So he can take away Gredenko's immunity? I feel like the whole Veep plan for takeover is some sort of frat guy authority battle that to be Prez is to be king 'o the hill. But everyone knows that politics aren't like a fraternity. Just ask Bill Clinton. oh...wait.
Tom Lennox is an itchy man. An itchy, itchy man. He makes funny faces. That is all.
Pause to enjoy the new DirecTV HD commercial starring "Major League." Awesome.
Milo and Nadia elude to the kiss that I found more awkward than passionate. Just me? They're still ridiculously awkward. and in true CTU form, they're still awfully willing to turn on a dime and stab each other in the back. Sometimes the front.
Ricky Shroeder is a twister mofo and I dig it. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN DENVER??!!??!!?!? He's busy all lookin' for religion and whatnot. Is he a dick? Is he a good guy? The world may never know.
OH, SNAP! Just when you think the Veep is down and out-voted, he pulls some crazy-ass s#!t and he's back in action. I don't think Wayney P is going to make it through this day with all of his brain functions intact.
Milo's gunshot wound has healed to the point of being out of a sling in a mere few hours. Are we to believe that Milo is superhuman? I kinda want to.
I keep waiting for someone to pull a Tonya Harding on Karen Hayes and take her out at the knees.
Ok, who the bejeezus is the blond chick hanging with the Veep? I'm pretty sure she's not so much an aide as a stripper. Too bad Tommy Lennox busted up her game with his Radio Shack spy toys.
Speaking of Radio Shack, what the crap is up with Gredenko's "wire"? It's like a friggin Walkman. Do you think they made him hold down 'play' and 'record' at the same time just before he met his cronies? That's really the best CTU could do? They wired the Autistic dude better than Gredenko.
Dude, you know that cutting off YOUR ARM will leave a trail of blood Hansel and Gretl style, so, is that the wisest direction to take of you don't want to be tracked? Your cohorts don't even like you. They're gonna kill your armless ass first chance they get. I'm just saying--you'll be one-armed and dead.
"I'm pinned down." is being added to the Jack Bauer Power Hour. This is not only at the request of Michele Taylor, but that it's an awesome line. Furthermore, why is Jack a one-man-band on following near-dead Gredenko? Oh, now he's dead. Never mind. I do respect his move to sell out his terrorist buddy in the bar of drunken patriots, though. It obviously didn't help the cause or get Gredenko away alive, but he did his part to move the story along, and I suppose that's all we can ask. On with the terrorist torture....I mean, "interrogation."
Aaaaaaand Wayne Palmer's brain functions are officially no longer intact. Maybe that last injection wasn't adrenaline.
Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-One-man surveillance. Team? He don't need no stinking team.
"Damnit"s: 0
"There's no/we don't have any time"s: 1 Jack says: "We can't wait." I count it.
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