9:00PM - 10:00PM ::boop beep boop beep::

The poor man's David Palmer is out of the coma and channeling his brother but the drunken Veep is out for Palmer blood. Palmer's calling for adrenaline. He's going to become addicted to adrenaline. Someone check for track marks.

Jack's all up in the drunken Veep's plan? wtf? Wait--he's just going for contingency, right? So he can take away Gredenko's immunity? I feel like the whole Veep plan for takeover is some sort of frat guy authority battle that to be Prez is to be king 'o the hill. But everyone knows that politics aren't like a fraternity. Just ask Bill Clinton. oh...wait.

Tom Lennox is an itchy man. An itchy, itchy man. He makes funny faces. That is all.

Pause to enjoy the new DirecTV HD commercial starring "Major League." Awesome.

Milo and Nadia elude to the kiss that I found more awkward than passionate. Just me? They're still ridiculously awkward. and in true CTU form, they're still awfully willing to turn on a dime and stab each other in the back. Sometimes the front.
Ricky Shroeder is a twister mofo and I dig it. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN DENVER??!!??!!?!? He's busy all lookin' for religion and whatnot. Is he a dick? Is he a good guy? The world may never know.

OH, SNAP! Just when you think the Veep is down and out-voted, he pulls some crazy-ass s#!t and he's back in action. I don't think Wayney P is going to make it through this day with all of his brain functions intact.

Milo's gunshot wound has healed to the point of being out of a sling in a mere few hours. Are we to believe that Milo is superhuman? I kinda want to.

I keep waiting for someone to pull a Tonya Harding on Karen Hayes and take her out at the knees.
Ok, who the bejeezus is the blond chick hanging with the Veep? I'm pretty sure she's not so much an aide as a stripper. Too bad Tommy Lennox busted up her game with his Radio Shack spy toys.

Speaking of Radio Shack, what the crap is up with Gredenko's "wire"? It's like a friggin Walkman. Do you think they made him hold down 'play' and 'record' at the same time just before he met his cronies? That's really the best CTU could do? They wired the Autistic dude better than Gredenko.

Dude, you know that cutting off YOUR ARM will leave a trail of blood Hansel and Gretl style, so, is that the wisest direction to take of you don't want to be tracked? Your cohorts don't even like you. They're gonna kill your armless ass first chance they get. I'm just saying--you'll be one-armed and dead.

"I'm pinned down." is being added to the Jack Bauer Power Hour. This is not only at the request of Michele Taylor, but that it's an awesome line. Furthermore, why is Jack a one-man-band on following near-dead Gredenko? Oh, now he's dead. Never mind. I do respect his move to sell out his terrorist buddy in the bar of drunken patriots, though. It obviously didn't help the cause or get Gredenko away alive, but he did his part to move the story along, and I suppose that's all we can ask. On with the terrorist torture....I mean, "interrogation."

Aaaaaaand Wayne Palmer's brain functions are officially no longer intact. Maybe that last injection wasn't adrenaline.

Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-One-man surveillance. Team? He don't need no stinking team.


"Damnit"s: 0

"There's no/we don't have any time"s: 1 Jack says: "We can't wait." I count it.