Our boy Jack was exposed to bio-badness when he peeped into the truck hole. I am pretty disappointed in him for what is obviously a big DUH moment of needing to not plug the truck hole with his face. I think it was all a plot for CDC chick to get Jack nekkid. Of course, it was really just a reminder for us all of the crap that Jack has been
through over the .... days.
CDC chick doesn't know it yet, but she's totally into bio-infected Jack.
First daughter is still a sneaky biatch. Everyone on the White House staff hates her skank ass. I bet she's in with Starkwood. Ya think? And she's got her hooks into Secret Service Agent to the Stars Aaron Pierce! I don't like it one bit.
The Prez is pretty badass, though. Too bad her daughter is broken in the brain.
He never gets shotgun!!! But he knows how to use a gun...Greg Seaton (aka Slater from Dazed & Confused) saves Tony! He may try to join Jack & Tony's wonder twins gang. The Wonder Triplets? Not the same.
At least Jack isn't going to die immediately. Well, not that I was concerned. He is pretty much invincible, you know. Positive bloodwork be damned.
Oh, Pruney. Don't be sad. Jack never loved you anyway. Get over yourself.
Seriously, I don't know what's up with these people. They're all like contestants on The Bachelor falling in love with each other at first site...in the crazy way. You'd think Renee and L-Mo have known Jack for years instead of 10 hours or something. I find it weird. That's all. Shit, I half expected Pruney to cry/choke/whisper, "But...I was going to marry him." You know she thought it.
Is it the smartest idea to blow the door on a bio-weapon facility? They didn't know it was empty or anything, but still. I'm disappointed in Seaton/Slater. All he really wants to do is go home and smoke a fat joint. You can see it in his eyes. The eyes don't lie. And the belly's got the munchies.
Poor L-Mo. He grows a pair again just to get them taken away by mercenaries. He's had a rough day.
Damnits:
-"Lets do it. Damnit." Whisper damnit from Johnny boy Voight. Barely recognizable. Much like his waxy face.
There's no/we don't have times:
Didn't catch any. Did you?
Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-Not dying of bio-badness.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 23, 2009
10:00pm - 11:00pm ::boop beep boop beep::
Hey! Look everybody! L-Mo got his balls back! Congrats, L-Mo! Betrayal by your lady love will do that I guess. Just ask Jack.
Hey! Look everybody! Tony's rockin' this episode!
Hey! Look everybody! The First Dude is still alive...sort of. Remember him? Yeah, me neither. It's been hours. My money is on him being dead by the end of the day(season). I place my bet because, as the president said, "he's expected to make a full recovery." That's a death sentence, mofo.
I'm not sure what to make of Ethan's resignation. I was so sure he had some connection to the squeaky leak. Touche, 24.
First rule of security guarding: don't talk about security guarding.
Second rule of security guarding: don't talk on your cell phone during security guarding. Jack Bauer WILL abduct your ass.
Third rule of security guarding: Join Jack Bauer's team. Then you will RULE security guarding.
This whole Senator Mayer thing is throwing me all off. I keep hearing Senator Mayor. For a few hours there, I wasn't sure if he was a Senator or a Mayor. 24 needs to choose a new name next time. This was a poor decision for easily confused viewers such as myself.
Oh, Security Carl. You did it for cash didn't you? Can't support incoming twins on a security guard salary, huh? Yeah. It's a recession. We're all feeling it. Please note, the rest of us didn't resort to workplace espionage. For shame, Security Carl. For this you must die. Seriously-- dude's dead, right? Maybe Jack will step in and raise his twinsies to be super spies!!! Security Carl should be so lucky.
Olivia is a sneaker pants! For real. She's a lie-teller, right? I'm not the only one, am I? I'm not. Vindication. She's also kinda slutty, huh.
This episode is really going into Die Hard territory. Jack leaps into the cab of the vehicle, punches him out and jumps into the driver seat without even slowing down. Wasn't that in Die Hard with a Vengeance? the Aqueduct!
Uh....is it wise to open the cargo container holding a bio weapon that is apparently LEAKING?? That seems like a truly ill-advised decision on Jack's part. And if he was going to go in there, at least go around to the side of the truck that isn't sliced open. Unsafe, Jack.
So, L-Mo (fickle with his affections), is now back on Team Jack and concerned for his bio-weapon-breathing self. I think he's angling to be the next Tony just in case something happens to the now Tony. Sorry, L-Mo. You're no Tony.
Wow, this episode was heavy on the Damnits, but there seems to still be plenty of time. Funny about that.
Damnits:
-"Damnit. Can't access the manifest. Their database is password protected." Jack threw a little stank on that damnit. DRINK!
-"Damnit, Jackwhatthehellareyoudoing." Tony damnit. Drink again!
-"Aw. Damnit" 2nd Tony Damnit in 2 mins. CHUG!!!
-whisper damnit from Jack when he hears that Tony done got captured.
-Big yelling Damnit when Jack lost the weapon. You're so drunk. Drink again!
-There's no/we don't have times:
Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-Saving Security Carl. I mean, come on, Carl.
-Cargo lot combat. Engage! Engage!
-Driving a big rig. Don't you need to be trained on that?
Hey! Look everybody! Tony's rockin' this episode!
Hey! Look everybody! The First Dude is still alive...sort of. Remember him? Yeah, me neither. It's been hours. My money is on him being dead by the end of the day(season). I place my bet because, as the president said, "he's expected to make a full recovery." That's a death sentence, mofo.
I'm not sure what to make of Ethan's resignation. I was so sure he had some connection to the squeaky leak. Touche, 24.
First rule of security guarding: don't talk about security guarding.
Second rule of security guarding: don't talk on your cell phone during security guarding. Jack Bauer WILL abduct your ass.
Third rule of security guarding: Join Jack Bauer's team. Then you will RULE security guarding.
This whole Senator Mayer thing is throwing me all off. I keep hearing Senator Mayor. For a few hours there, I wasn't sure if he was a Senator or a Mayor. 24 needs to choose a new name next time. This was a poor decision for easily confused viewers such as myself.
Oh, Security Carl. You did it for cash didn't you? Can't support incoming twins on a security guard salary, huh? Yeah. It's a recession. We're all feeling it. Please note, the rest of us didn't resort to workplace espionage. For shame, Security Carl. For this you must die. Seriously-- dude's dead, right? Maybe Jack will step in and raise his twinsies to be super spies!!! Security Carl should be so lucky.
Olivia is a sneaker pants! For real. She's a lie-teller, right? I'm not the only one, am I? I'm not. Vindication. She's also kinda slutty, huh.
This episode is really going into Die Hard territory. Jack leaps into the cab of the vehicle, punches him out and jumps into the driver seat without even slowing down. Wasn't that in Die Hard with a Vengeance? the Aqueduct!
Uh....is it wise to open the cargo container holding a bio weapon that is apparently LEAKING?? That seems like a truly ill-advised decision on Jack's part. And if he was going to go in there, at least go around to the side of the truck that isn't sliced open. Unsafe, Jack.
So, L-Mo (fickle with his affections), is now back on Team Jack and concerned for his bio-weapon-breathing self. I think he's angling to be the next Tony just in case something happens to the now Tony. Sorry, L-Mo. You're no Tony.
Wow, this episode was heavy on the Damnits, but there seems to still be plenty of time. Funny about that.
Damnits:
-"Damnit. Can't access the manifest. Their database is password protected." Jack threw a little stank on that damnit. DRINK!
-"Damnit, Jackwhatthehellareyoudoing." Tony damnit. Drink again!
-"Aw. Damnit" 2nd Tony Damnit in 2 mins. CHUG!!!
-whisper damnit from Jack when he hears that Tony done got captured.
-Big yelling Damnit when Jack lost the weapon. You're so drunk. Drink again!
-There's no/we don't have times:
Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-Saving Security Carl. I mean, come on, Carl.
-Cargo lot combat. Engage! Engage!
-Driving a big rig. Don't you need to be trained on that?
Monday, March 16, 2009
9:00pm - 10:00pm ::boop beep boop beep::
Morris!!!!! He's so fabulous and Eeeeeeenglish. Garofs is still no Chloe, but I like the liberal featuring of the finger tattoo.
My Nana would want you to know that they guy that killed Burnett was on General Hospital. I think he plays some bad guy on there too. I'll have to check with Nana and get back to you on that one.
Hmm....Starkwood. Defense contracts. Is this all a ploy to get the US to increase its defense spending? Wasn't that the plot of the last Die Hard movie? Yeah, I saw it. I mean, come on--John McClane surfed on the wing of a plane. What? It could happen.
This whole President/daughter thing is pretty annoying. She's like the kind of kid that comes off all sweet, but really tortured small animals when no one was looking.
Haha. Renee is all over Team Jack again. So fickle with her affections. Poor L-Mo just can't keep up. What's a boy to do?
"If I wanted to kill you, you'd be dead already." Such a good threat. It has been made several times this season, but it's always best coming from Jack. No one can pull it off quite the same way. I think Renee tried once, but it fell REALLY flat. Flat like her face. OH SNAP!!!
OK, will the victorious tone in the president's speech go over well or horribly? Oh wait....it won't matter since Olivia leaked all sorts of badness to the press. The president will be ruined! RUINED I say!!!
Morris saves the day. If only Milo didn't get capped in the head, we could have had a CTU reunion. Chloe rules. Gotta love the patented Chloe eye-roll.
Just when they make it look like Mayer is being set up to be the President next season, he gets picked off by an assassin. Will our boy Jack ever catch a break???
For real, Olivia definitely used to pull the wings off flies. She's sneaky.
Did Jack get shot? How is he bleeding enough so that the assassin guy follows a blood trail right to him? Are you kidding?? At least he's not injured so badly that he can't display some sweet karate moves and hand to hand combat. Or hand to 2 x 4 combat.
L-Mo is such a conclusion jumper to-er. Forensics will show that Jack obviously didn't kill Sen. Mayer. Don't worry little ones. Jack will be vindicated. Trust this.
Damnits:
-L-Mo damnit when he knows his lady love, Pruney won't turn in Jack Bauer. (and also has the hots for him)
There's no/we don't have times:
I didn't catch any this week, but it looks like next week will be chock full.
Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-NOT being framed for murder.
-Casual hostage-taking. He just has to be in the room...no weapons required. It's so civilized.
-Tractor driving. 'nuff said.
My Nana would want you to know that they guy that killed Burnett was on General Hospital. I think he plays some bad guy on there too. I'll have to check with Nana and get back to you on that one.
Hmm....Starkwood. Defense contracts. Is this all a ploy to get the US to increase its defense spending? Wasn't that the plot of the last Die Hard movie? Yeah, I saw it. I mean, come on--John McClane surfed on the wing of a plane. What? It could happen.
This whole President/daughter thing is pretty annoying. She's like the kind of kid that comes off all sweet, but really tortured small animals when no one was looking.
Haha. Renee is all over Team Jack again. So fickle with her affections. Poor L-Mo just can't keep up. What's a boy to do?
"If I wanted to kill you, you'd be dead already." Such a good threat. It has been made several times this season, but it's always best coming from Jack. No one can pull it off quite the same way. I think Renee tried once, but it fell REALLY flat. Flat like her face. OH SNAP!!!
OK, will the victorious tone in the president's speech go over well or horribly? Oh wait....it won't matter since Olivia leaked all sorts of badness to the press. The president will be ruined! RUINED I say!!!
Morris saves the day. If only Milo didn't get capped in the head, we could have had a CTU reunion. Chloe rules. Gotta love the patented Chloe eye-roll.
Just when they make it look like Mayer is being set up to be the President next season, he gets picked off by an assassin. Will our boy Jack ever catch a break???
For real, Olivia definitely used to pull the wings off flies. She's sneaky.
Did Jack get shot? How is he bleeding enough so that the assassin guy follows a blood trail right to him? Are you kidding?? At least he's not injured so badly that he can't display some sweet karate moves and hand to hand combat. Or hand to 2 x 4 combat.
L-Mo is such a conclusion jumper to-er. Forensics will show that Jack obviously didn't kill Sen. Mayer. Don't worry little ones. Jack will be vindicated. Trust this.
Damnits:
-L-Mo damnit when he knows his lady love, Pruney won't turn in Jack Bauer. (and also has the hots for him)
There's no/we don't have times:
I didn't catch any this week, but it looks like next week will be chock full.
Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-NOT being framed for murder.
-Casual hostage-taking. He just has to be in the room...no weapons required. It's so civilized.
-Tractor driving. 'nuff said.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
8:00pm - 9:00pm ::boop beep boop beep::
Pardon the delay, but I've got a bad case of the ick and have been spending some quality time laying on the cold tile of my bathroom floor. Oddly, it's where I've gotten the most sleep in the last 3 nights. huh. And NO, it's not the vodka virus thankyouverymuch. It's a legit stomach flu. I'll be doing some pausing to dry heave. Three cheers for DVR.
Anyway, taking a break from my fever and barf-riddled life to make a run at this new episode. You're welcome.
The president's daughter is having a strong reaction on my upchuck reflex as a matter of fact.
"we can't shut it down. It's a live feed straight to the internet." Hilarious. Nothing can be stopped once it hits the internets!
um...WTF??? Did Bill Buchanan just blow himself up? I can't have this. Thank the TV gods that Aaron Pierce is still kicking. And of course that Jack is badass enough to take out Jumo like the superspy he is.
Seriously, Aaron Pierce is the best ever. EVER.
And obviously the Prez made a big mistake telling her daughter that it's over and she's safe. Of course the threat isn't over. There are still moles out there. MOLES!!!! L-Mo can't see past his Jack Bauer jealousy to let him do what he gots to do.
I can't believe Rory Cochrane is in this! I love the dude, but he will forever be Slater from Dazed & Confused. "Check ya later!"
......ginger ale break....
Yay! Usurping of authority! Pruney just rose a couple of notches in my book. There hasn't been enough usurping of authority in this season. It's about time we brought some back. OH! 2 usurps with 1 stone! Ethan is usurping the President's authority! Hooray!
OH SNAP! L-mo is firing Renee? They are going to have a big fight when they get home tonight.
Wow, that Quinn dude is cold-blooded. I guess he is a benevolent killer since he went for the dude with no family as opposed to the one that has grandkids and stuff, right?
OOH! Olivia is a firecracker, huh? Very finger-pointy. She's been reinstated for 5 seconds is already shaking things up. Looks like she thinks Ethan is the moley moley mole, too. I still don't know who John Voight is supposed to be. Do we know who he is in this little game, or are we still guessing? Did I miss it?
Burnett is such a whiney punk. I mean, shit. If you want to be a terrorist, then be a terrorist, but be prepared for interrogation. You're clearly going to get dead.
Jack is so logical in trying times. Even when he's running from the fuzz, he makes sure to call his peeps to cover his ass.
Ok, I'm off to sip more ginger ale and nurse my sorry self back to health. This took a lot out of me.
Damnits:
-"Damnit, Bauer, open the door!" L-Mo. weak.
-A redeeming damnit from L-Mo when Jack goes on the lam.....again.
There's no/we don't have times:
-"We're losing time. We have to initiate NOW." Pruney trying to get clearance for a
Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-Instigating authority-usurping.
-Drooling on himself. Eew.
-Hasty escapes following the drooling. Quickly redeems himself.
Anyway, taking a break from my fever and barf-riddled life to make a run at this new episode. You're welcome.
The president's daughter is having a strong reaction on my upchuck reflex as a matter of fact.
"we can't shut it down. It's a live feed straight to the internet." Hilarious. Nothing can be stopped once it hits the internets!
um...WTF??? Did Bill Buchanan just blow himself up? I can't have this. Thank the TV gods that Aaron Pierce is still kicking. And of course that Jack is badass enough to take out Jumo like the superspy he is.
Seriously, Aaron Pierce is the best ever. EVER.
And obviously the Prez made a big mistake telling her daughter that it's over and she's safe. Of course the threat isn't over. There are still moles out there. MOLES!!!! L-Mo can't see past his Jack Bauer jealousy to let him do what he gots to do.
I can't believe Rory Cochrane is in this! I love the dude, but he will forever be Slater from Dazed & Confused. "Check ya later!"
......ginger ale break....
Yay! Usurping of authority! Pruney just rose a couple of notches in my book. There hasn't been enough usurping of authority in this season. It's about time we brought some back. OH! 2 usurps with 1 stone! Ethan is usurping the President's authority! Hooray!
OH SNAP! L-mo is firing Renee? They are going to have a big fight when they get home tonight.
Wow, that Quinn dude is cold-blooded. I guess he is a benevolent killer since he went for the dude with no family as opposed to the one that has grandkids and stuff, right?
OOH! Olivia is a firecracker, huh? Very finger-pointy. She's been reinstated for 5 seconds is already shaking things up. Looks like she thinks Ethan is the moley moley mole, too. I still don't know who John Voight is supposed to be. Do we know who he is in this little game, or are we still guessing? Did I miss it?
Burnett is such a whiney punk. I mean, shit. If you want to be a terrorist, then be a terrorist, but be prepared for interrogation. You're clearly going to get dead.
Jack is so logical in trying times. Even when he's running from the fuzz, he makes sure to call his peeps to cover his ass.
Ok, I'm off to sip more ginger ale and nurse my sorry self back to health. This took a lot out of me.
Damnits:
-"Damnit, Bauer, open the door!" L-Mo. weak.
-A redeeming damnit from L-Mo when Jack goes on the lam.....again.
There's no/we don't have times:
-"We're losing time. We have to initiate NOW." Pruney trying to get clearance for a
Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-Instigating authority-usurping.
-Drooling on himself. Eew.
-Hasty escapes following the drooling. Quickly redeems himself.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
6:00pm - 8:00pm ::boop beep boop beep::
6:00pm - 7:00pm ::boop beep boop beep::
I'm watching this a little late and was already warned that I would need to "suspend reality" for this ep. I've been suspending reality on this fuckery for 3 seasons now.
According to Tony, the next terrorism window blows wide open at 1900 hours. For those of you not intimately familiar with military time, that's 7pm. So, it looks like the terrorism will he in hour 2 of this nonsense. Clearly, we're RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!!
General Juma will forever be Candyman to me. That movie scared the bejeebus out of me. Remember the bees???? Effing scary. I just imdb'd Tony "Candyman" Todd and he was also in season 3 as a detective. Can they do that?
I'm pretty jealous of the whole keeping booze in the office thing. I could never get away with that. My meetings would be so productive, though. Talk about creative problem solving!
How can Jack pull a gun on Bill Buchanan and then choke him out?? Although, I love that he whispers "Don't fight it" while he does it. Pretty soon, we'll have to add that to the hit list. It's all out of love. After all, the only way to keep BB out of it, is to handcuff him and choke him out. Naturally.
Chloe and Garofs are going to be buds by the end of this dat. I just know it. In the meantime, they are having fun being all awkward, nerday passive-aggressivy with each other.
Hellz yeah! That's what this show needs! More tazing!!! "Don't taze me, bro!!" Methinks Jack found a new toy. Fun times.
Burnett's kind of a weenie, so Jack doesn't need to cut off fingers or anything. Just some light tazing. And of course, the patented Jack Bauer audible whisper followed by the Jack Bauer ROAR! You know what I'm talking about.
How many times is this that Jack has been taken into custody today? Good heavens, people. Make up your minds!
WTF, Renee? Who do you think you are going in to a warehouse all by yourself to take down the baddies? Jack Bauer? She's gonna get taken -- again. HAHAHA. She LEAPS onto the boat, loses her gun and can't call L-Mo because her phone is all soggy. What a dumbass. Seriously.
What. The. Fuck.
Absurdity. Pruney is swimming like a first-timer in the shallow end. Serenity now!
Damnits:
Booooooooooo
There's no/we don't have times:
-"We're out of time" while Jack is handcuffing BB.
-Prez: "you should have come to me. You should have presented your case." Jack: "We didn't have time" DRINK!
Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-TAZING!!! obviously. People...phones...you name it--he'll taze it!
7:00pm - 8:00pm ::boop beep boop beep::
YAY! Aaron Pierce in the first 5 mins of the hour?? I like it!
UUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH! Renee is the worst spy EVER! She doesn't grab the cop/ranger guy's gun or his radio??? WORST
There's some reverse Shawsank shit going on with this whole White House break-in. Jumo's some kind of backwards Andy Dufresne. I bet there's a Raquel Welch poster on the back of that file cabinet.
L-Mo is always 2 steps behind. He's going to have to save Pruney, though.
HAHA. "What the hell is he doing here?" "He's with me." Friggin' awesome. BB better not die for being such a hero. I swear on everything good and holy...if anything happens to BB or Aaron Pierce, I'm going to lose my marbles.
Since when do Secret Service agents not wear bulletproof vests? Isn't sort of a job requirement?
Aaron Pierce is going to save the day. You know this. It's why he's the Secret Service Agent to the stars. Duh.
ETHAN is the inside man. I'm TELLING you. It's why he got himself to the Pentagon and out of the White house before the attack. AND it's why Burnett wouldn't talk. Trust this.
The Veep finds Renee as annoying as I do. He threw some 'tude. That was fun for me.
NOOOOOOOOOOO! Not my Aaron Pierce!!!! It better have been a highly treateable flesh wound. He's the hero of all heroes. Teaching the prez's daughter how to do morse code while he's shot. The evildoers will pay for harming the pure goodness and glory of Aaron Pierce.
DUUUUUUUUDE. Juma is going to PAY for that slap. I think the prez is going to reverse her torture policy and FUCK HIM UP.
Damnits:
-"Damnit Bill. That's not good enough." Jack with an audible whisper. 2 for 1 on that one.
-Panic room whisper damnit. Jack style.
-2nd Panic room whisoer damnit when trying to short out the door.
There's no/we don't have times:
-Olivia Taylor coming out with it! "I'm going with you and don't argue. We don't have the time." She's falling for Aaron Pierce's charms for sure.
Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-President saving. I think he's worked out some plan with the President or he wouldn't have opened the panic room. Right? I mean, he pretty much hasn't seen Kim or boy-Kim in a squillion years, so that whole daughter thing doesn't hold water. I mean, Kim was pretty much nothing but trouble.
I'm watching this a little late and was already warned that I would need to "suspend reality" for this ep. I've been suspending reality on this fuckery for 3 seasons now.
According to Tony, the next terrorism window blows wide open at 1900 hours. For those of you not intimately familiar with military time, that's 7pm. So, it looks like the terrorism will he in hour 2 of this nonsense. Clearly, we're RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!!
General Juma will forever be Candyman to me. That movie scared the bejeebus out of me. Remember the bees???? Effing scary. I just imdb'd Tony "Candyman" Todd and he was also in season 3 as a detective. Can they do that?
I'm pretty jealous of the whole keeping booze in the office thing. I could never get away with that. My meetings would be so productive, though. Talk about creative problem solving!
How can Jack pull a gun on Bill Buchanan and then choke him out?? Although, I love that he whispers "Don't fight it" while he does it. Pretty soon, we'll have to add that to the hit list. It's all out of love. After all, the only way to keep BB out of it, is to handcuff him and choke him out. Naturally.
Chloe and Garofs are going to be buds by the end of this dat. I just know it. In the meantime, they are having fun being all awkward, nerday passive-aggressivy with each other.
Hellz yeah! That's what this show needs! More tazing!!! "Don't taze me, bro!!" Methinks Jack found a new toy. Fun times.
Burnett's kind of a weenie, so Jack doesn't need to cut off fingers or anything. Just some light tazing. And of course, the patented Jack Bauer audible whisper followed by the Jack Bauer ROAR! You know what I'm talking about.
How many times is this that Jack has been taken into custody today? Good heavens, people. Make up your minds!
WTF, Renee? Who do you think you are going in to a warehouse all by yourself to take down the baddies? Jack Bauer? She's gonna get taken -- again. HAHAHA. She LEAPS onto the boat, loses her gun and can't call L-Mo because her phone is all soggy. What a dumbass. Seriously.
What. The. Fuck.
Absurdity. Pruney is swimming like a first-timer in the shallow end. Serenity now!
Damnits:
Booooooooooo
There's no/we don't have times:
-"We're out of time" while Jack is handcuffing BB.
-Prez: "you should have come to me. You should have presented your case." Jack: "We didn't have time" DRINK!
Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-TAZING!!! obviously. People...phones...you name it--he'll taze it!
7:00pm - 8:00pm ::boop beep boop beep::
YAY! Aaron Pierce in the first 5 mins of the hour?? I like it!
UUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH! Renee is the worst spy EVER! She doesn't grab the cop/ranger guy's gun or his radio??? WORST
There's some reverse Shawsank shit going on with this whole White House break-in. Jumo's some kind of backwards Andy Dufresne. I bet there's a Raquel Welch poster on the back of that file cabinet.
L-Mo is always 2 steps behind. He's going to have to save Pruney, though.
HAHA. "What the hell is he doing here?" "He's with me." Friggin' awesome. BB better not die for being such a hero. I swear on everything good and holy...if anything happens to BB or Aaron Pierce, I'm going to lose my marbles.
Since when do Secret Service agents not wear bulletproof vests? Isn't sort of a job requirement?
Aaron Pierce is going to save the day. You know this. It's why he's the Secret Service Agent to the stars. Duh.
ETHAN is the inside man. I'm TELLING you. It's why he got himself to the Pentagon and out of the White house before the attack. AND it's why Burnett wouldn't talk. Trust this.
The Veep finds Renee as annoying as I do. He threw some 'tude. That was fun for me.
NOOOOOOOOOOO! Not my Aaron Pierce!!!! It better have been a highly treateable flesh wound. He's the hero of all heroes. Teaching the prez's daughter how to do morse code while he's shot. The evildoers will pay for harming the pure goodness and glory of Aaron Pierce.
DUUUUUUUUDE. Juma is going to PAY for that slap. I think the prez is going to reverse her torture policy and FUCK HIM UP.
Damnits:
-"Damnit Bill. That's not good enough." Jack with an audible whisper. 2 for 1 on that one.
-Panic room whisper damnit. Jack style.
-2nd Panic room whisoer damnit when trying to short out the door.
There's no/we don't have times:
-Olivia Taylor coming out with it! "I'm going with you and don't argue. We don't have the time." She's falling for Aaron Pierce's charms for sure.
Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-President saving. I think he's worked out some plan with the President or he wouldn't have opened the panic room. Right? I mean, he pretty much hasn't seen Kim or boy-Kim in a squillion years, so that whole daughter thing doesn't hold water. I mean, Kim was pretty much nothing but trouble.
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