11:00pm - 12:00am ::boop beep boop beep::

Our boy Jack was exposed to bio-badness when he peeped into the truck hole. I am pretty disappointed in him for what is obviously a big DUH moment of needing to not plug the truck hole with his face. I think it was all a plot for CDC chick to get Jack nekkid. Of course, it was really just a reminder for us all of the crap that Jack has been
through over the .... days.

CDC chick doesn't know it yet, but she's totally into bio-infected Jack.

First daughter is still a sneaky biatch. Everyone on the White House staff hates her skank ass. I bet she's in with Starkwood. Ya think? And she's got her hooks into Secret Service Agent to the Stars Aaron Pierce! I don't like it one bit.

The Prez is pretty badass, though. Too bad her daughter is broken in the brain.

He never gets shotgun!!! But he knows how to use a gun...Greg Seaton (aka Slater from Dazed & Confused) saves Tony! He may try to join Jack & Tony's wonder twins gang. The Wonder Triplets? Not the same.

At least Jack isn't going to die immediately. Well, not that I was concerned. He is pretty much invincible, you know. Positive bloodwork be damned.
Oh, Pruney. Don't be sad. Jack never loved you anyway. Get over yourself.
Seriously, I don't know what's up with these people. They're all like contestants on The Bachelor falling in love with each other at first site...in the crazy way. You'd think Renee and L-Mo have known Jack for years instead of 10 hours or something. I find it weird. That's all. Shit, I half expected Pruney to cry/choke/whisper, "But...I was going to marry him." You know she thought it.

Is it the smartest idea to blow the door on a bio-weapon facility? They didn't know it was empty or anything, but still. I'm disappointed in Seaton/Slater. All he really wants to do is go home and smoke a fat joint. You can see it in his eyes. The eyes don't lie. And the belly's got the munchies.

Poor L-Mo. He grows a pair again just to get them taken away by mercenaries. He's had a rough day.

Damnits:
-"Lets do it. Damnit." Whisper damnit from Johnny boy Voight. Barely recognizable. Much like his waxy face.

There's no/we don't have times:
Didn't catch any. Did you?

Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-Not dying of bio-badness.