12:00am - 1:00am ::boop beep boop beep::

"The FBI is pinned down" !!!!!!! Dougie Knowles, Chairman of the Starkwood board. MT, that one's for you. I know how you love "pinned down." Happy Opening Day!
I'm pretty sure Doug Knowles isn't going to live through the rest of the 24 hours, though.

Looks like our boy Jack has the shakes like a bad hangover. And the Prez wants to send him into the field. It's a good thing that's what Jack wants. Jack Bauer always gets what he wants.

Well, it was only a matter of time until the First Daughter's sneaky ways came out. She's gonna go slut it up to try to keep her reporter friend quiet. Anyone surprised? Me neither.

Uh oh. I don't know if Jack is going to be able to identify the canisters. He's sickly, you know. You can tell by the buggy eyes and purplish complexion. You know who he looks kind of like--John Voight. Because seriously, that dude looks more and more like a wax figure every day.

Little Livvy is going to get herself done in. She's really the worst at keeping national secrets. Also, she's kind of a whore.

OH SNAP! Jack has to get stem cells from Kim if he wants to live?? Don't they know that he's also got a son. His name is boy Kim. They should see if boy Kim can give him some stem cells. Isn't he still hanging with Papa Bauer? Maybe they can all give him stem cells together.

Pause for Sprint product placement.

Jona Voight's speech is suspiciously reminiscent of The Rock. Of course, the whole smashing the dude with a crystal decanter and then throwing him over a railing seems pretty excessive.

Poor Aaron Pierce! He has to hang outside the door while Livvy gets all freaky with reporter dude? Aaron Pierce is better than that. He doesn't need to do the ho stroll back to the White House with her skank ass. Do not bring Aaron Pierce into your trampy double blackmail schemes. He's better than that. He got shot today. Let the man go home and have a scotch and a Tylenol and leave him out of this fuckery.



Damnits:
-Whisper damnit by 1 Tony Almeida when Dougie Knowles sacrifices himself to let Tony get the last 2 numbers.
-"DAMNIT Admiral! Abort the air strike immediately!" Prez.

There's no/we don't have times:
"I know there's no time to bring in more tac support (that's tactical support, for the layperson) so gimme something else!" L-Mo leading the catch phrases.

Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-Identifying canisters while dying of the bio-weapon sicks.