Renee is starting to look increasingly like the Crypt Keeper. This day has not been kind to our girl. You see it too, right?
Exfiltrated?? That's a brand new one. The opposite of infiltrated, huh? I like it a lot.
So, the Prez basically gave Jack the green light to do whatever the eff he wanted, huh. That should equal fun for us. I hope.
Jack, Tony, Pruney and L-Mo are all joining forces now. We need Chloe and the ghost of Bill Buchanan to complete the circle.
Judo chop! When Tony comes back from the dead, he comes back which a vengeance. And with a few tricks up his sleeve, too. Think he will get killed again this season? I really wish I could find that original email that started this blog fuckery. You old heads remember the one, right?? Where the Wayne Palmer's BMW was getting out run by a bunch of econoline vans and Tony Almeida (supposedly) died like a punk? Horrid.
uh...Waxy Voight is a business man now? His plan to go legit is to hold the US hostage? "Lets move past this." What a psycho. This really is a variation on the plot of The Rock, isn't it? I'd love it if Connery rolled through just to say "Welcome to the Rock."
Why would Tony shove his arm down through the grate without even tryng to lift it first. Those things don't look like they're securely held in there. He could have shaved off a few seconds before blowing the place sky high. Of course if this is Tony's big finish, at least they would have had him go out like a badass.
Did anyone else want to see the Prez kick Voight right in the nuts? Seriously--he needed a shot to the ball-eenz.
The Prez is totally your mom. She's so mom-ish. She's all concerned and stuff about Jack. I think she wants to make him chicken soup. Oh, man. Mom's homemade chicken soup is the best. Good job, Mom! Maybe your soup can save Jack Bauer.
Kim is there to see Jack and save the day. Or is she trying to get to Jack to make him feel like a turd pie? I suppose we shall see.
I bet she's got a kid or something doesn't she? Jack Bauer a grandpa?? Nah. We can't have that. There's already 1 grandpa bauer and he's off globetrotting with Boy Kim.
Oh geez! The one dude who snuck off was the bad guy! he's new. I recognized him from something, which obviously means that he was a character for realz. Who does he work for? Who does he work for????
Oh, Tony. You done us dirty again. And took out poor L-Mo in the process. You break my heart, Tony. What will Jack say?
OH. MY. GOD. Chloe's PSA is pretty much the best thing I've ever seen. EVER. EHVAR. I watched it about 4 times and it was the best thing in the whole wide world. Truly made this episode end on a high note. Magical.
Damnits:
uh....none? no drinking for you. that's sad.
There's no/We don't have times:
-"Suspect's on foot. We can't wait for backup. We're moving in right now." Count it.
Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-Being heartfelt
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