9:00pm - 10:00pm ::boop beep boop beep::

Morris!!!!! He's so fabulous and Eeeeeeenglish. Garofs is still no Chloe, but I like the liberal featuring of the finger tattoo.

My Nana would want you to know that they guy that killed Burnett was on General Hospital. I think he plays some bad guy on there too. I'll have to check with Nana and get back to you on that one.

Hmm....Starkwood. Defense contracts. Is this all a ploy to get the US to increase its defense spending? Wasn't that the plot of the last Die Hard movie? Yeah, I saw it. I mean, come on--John McClane surfed on the wing of a plane. What? It could happen.

This whole President/daughter thing is pretty annoying. She's like the kind of kid that comes off all sweet, but really tortured small animals when no one was looking.

Haha. Renee is all over Team Jack again. So fickle with her affections. Poor L-Mo just can't keep up. What's a boy to do?

"If I wanted to kill you, you'd be dead already." Such a good threat. It has been made several times this season, but it's always best coming from Jack. No one can pull it off quite the same way. I think Renee tried once, but it fell REALLY flat. Flat like her face. OH SNAP!!!

OK, will the victorious tone in the president's speech go over well or horribly? Oh wait....it won't matter since Olivia leaked all sorts of badness to the press. The president will be ruined! RUINED I say!!!

Morris saves the day. If only Milo didn't get capped in the head, we could have had a CTU reunion. Chloe rules. Gotta love the patented Chloe eye-roll.

Just when they make it look like Mayer is being set up to be the President next season, he gets picked off by an assassin. Will our boy Jack ever catch a break???

For real, Olivia definitely used to pull the wings off flies. She's sneaky.

Did Jack get shot? How is he bleeding enough so that the assassin guy follows a blood trail right to him? Are you kidding?? At least he's not injured so badly that he can't display some sweet karate moves and hand to hand combat. Or hand to 2 x 4 combat.

L-Mo is such a conclusion jumper to-er. Forensics will show that Jack obviously didn't kill Sen. Mayer. Don't worry little ones. Jack will be vindicated. Trust this.


Damnits:
-L-Mo damnit when he knows his lady love, Pruney won't turn in Jack Bauer. (and also has the hots for him)

There's no/we don't have times:
I didn't catch any this week, but it looks like next week will be chock full.

Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-NOT being framed for murder.
-Casual hostage-taking. He just has to be in the room...no weapons required. It's so civilized.
-Tractor driving. 'nuff said.