Day 8 1:00am - 2:00am ::boop beep boop beep::

Soulpatch Schwartzman is hiding from the baddies and little Kayla Hassan is getting all defiant-like. Renee's on the chopping block which then means (just when he thinks he's out) Jack is back in. Freddie Prinze Ortiz went Rambo with a sawed-off to save Dana/Jenny (I'm not sure why).

Now that you're all caught up....

Oh my. There's trouble in paradise with Ortiz & Dana/Jenny. Is he calling her by her real name yet? I can't even remember which one is her real name. Jenny, right?

Soulpatch is such a weenie. That is all.

Now, of course, Hassan's darling daughter Kayla's shady-ass boyfriend is going to turn out to be the ringleader of them all. Obviously.

It would have been PHENOMENAL if they showed Hassan all frustrated that he couldn't get a hold of his dudes and then his lackey said,
"Well, Nabeel has an iPhone and you KNOW how shitty that service in Manhattan." Because...you know....it is.

Of course Soulpatch is turned into swiss cheese seconds before the cavalry arrives. Of course.

Dude. If the bomb went off, it would render that area inhabitable for 40 years??? That's a long time to have some prime real estate off the market.

Soupatch did NOT live through the day. yep. I called it.

This is precious. The couple that disposes of dead bodies together stays together.

Ernie Anastos!!!!! I love that Ernie Anastos is playing such a key role on 24 as the trusted and respectable newsman. "Keep fucking that chicken!"

Hassan's hair is magnificent. He clearly wants to be a MILLIONAIRE! You can tell by his hair.

Pruney still looks like the Crypt Keeper but she also looks increasingly like a Tim Burton character. She is also not likely to live through the day. I don't see a happy ending for Pruney.

Newbie agent is so dead. He's a nervous Nellie. Hopefully, Chloe can disarm the device and save his booty. Chloe will disarm the bomb and then Newbie will punch bomb-kid in the face and look like the hero. Fun.

Or not. Newbie is the worst at this. Bomb kid is gonna jump otu the ........yeah, i called it.

I.....what?.....what's going on? This kid is going to detonate the bomb in a pressure chamber? Will that keep the blast contained or make it even more explodey? I don't know this science stuff. They'll probably de-pressurize him or something.


Damnits:
-where are all the damnits? Am I missing them?

There's no/we don't have times:
-"There's no time for that. There's a CTU team moving on Farhad as we speak." very Presidential. PS--She then threatened to attack Hassan's country if he didn't hand over his spy files. DRANK!!!

Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-Running a team. I mean, really. Were they going to let that Newbie Agent run a team? Ridiculous.