In the last hour, CTU got all blowed up. Flyin' blind, bitches! They're gonna have to do this the old fashioned way. You know who knows how to do things the old fashioned way? Jack Bauer.
That Tarin dude is sooool conflicted. Does he love Kayla? Does he not give 2 shits? I think it's mostly that he sent his hot piece to get blown up.
"That's weird. I've got 4 bars, but the call's not going through." Well, Ortiz Prinze, Jr, you must have AT&T. You can have all the bars in the world, but the damn call is not going to go through. Yeah, I through out a damn. Drink for that, too.
So, the 2 big baddies crossed the river in a pontoon. Did no one think to just shoot it and deflate the thing? No? Just me? Again? That's cool.
I think Chloe should be the next head of CTU. She's pure magic in a nerdy, stink-eyed, bitchery-throwing analyst body. And most importantly, it's all about Jack which, of course, you and I and Chloe know, but the rest of the world must learn the hard way.
I've tried real hard. I wanted to make it work. She almost had me with Russian mob rapist dude's abuse and subsequent stabbery, but I JUST CANNOT get on board with Pruney. I want crazy-in-the-brain Audrey Raines back. She was catatonic and better than Pruney Von Cryptkeeper. I just can't.
Wow the EMP was the best thing to ever happen to Dana/Jenny. So.....can she stop making that face now?
This season's Fetus Agent is living up to his fetus agent legacy. And he's also inexplicably lapsing into a Scottish accent? Please explain.
Also, we were THIS CLOSE to a "pinned down." It could have been magical. Coulda.
Pause for PS3 commercial. I love the dude in those commercials. He gets me every time with the 2K commercial with Joe Mauer that I see a squillion times a day: "I'm not even ALLOWED in Mexico." Good job, PS3 guy.
Man, Dana/Jenny is the worst. Chloe has been covering her tranny ass all day and she throws Super Chloe to the wolves?? It's just rude. And then the probation officer goes to her boss? That's some insta-karma shit right there.
Chloe! Are you grounded? Put on some rubber gloves and doc marten's woman! We've been told that this is some dangerous magnetic shit, so shouldn't Bubba Hastings have politely suggested that she put on some rubber gloves or something?
I loathe that Pruney may have helped save the day. I maintain that she will be a liability in no time.
Tranny Dana/Jenny is the worst ever, but I REFUSE to believe that any Probation officer would be so dogged that he would pursue a 2-bit con in the face of a national terror crisis in New York City. Don't insult us. It's beneath you.
DANA/JENNY is a terrorist??? Surprisingly, I did NOT see that coming. I knew she was a dude and all (dude looks like a lady kind of dude), but I thought her stupid hillbilly story was going to end with her ousting from CTU. Possibly Jail. This is some Nina Myers fuckery!!
Fetus agent is dead. Did you think he would live through the day. Yeah, me neither.
Damnits:
-"We're being jammed. They're here, damnit." Jack damnit. Drink up, mofos.
-Arlo: casualty reports...stuff....blah blah blah. Hastings: "Damnit." Imbibe.
-"I hope you're here to help 'cause we can damn well use it." NSA dude. I'm counting it because I like to hit the sauce and I know you do too.
-"You're damn right." Hastings. count. it.
There's no/we don't have times:
-I don't even know. I'm sure there were variations, but I can't process them.
Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
--Building impenetrable armor out of panels of something.
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