Day 8 4pm - 6pm ::boop beep boop beep::

Here we go again.
I don't even remember where last season ended up except that Jack did NOT die of horrible virus, Pruney Renee was still pruney and making googly eyes at Jack, and the prez's daughter was a psycho and super annoying. Here's what I already know about this season: Jack is still saving the world, but this time in NYC. Pruney is still Pruney, Kim has spawned, President Creepy is going to be back (I think). Oh, and Freddy Prinze, Jr (aka that dude from She's All That) is in this season with a big, gay professional crush on Jack.

Ok, lets get this party started.

4pm - 5pm:

The season starts with, of course, ....wait for it....MURDER! DOUBLE MURDER! DRUG USE! CAR THEFT!!

I already love Kim's kid. "Grandpa! This isn't a cartoon!" Damn right. Cartoons are way better than that news shit.

Dude! Jack's not in NY for 1 year (for real--they say the show happens in real time after all) and he's already going back to LA? Is Jack a quitter now? I don't know, but he's still getting into all sorts of international drama. I suppose that takes dedication. or something.

Does anyone else thing Hassan's secretary dude looks pretty much exactly like Jason Schwartzman? If Jason Schwartzman was Indian and had a soul patch.

Victor! Wait--who is Victor? He has information, which totally means he's going to get shot through the window right before Jack hears about it. Oh...ok. So, he did get the information out. HAHAHA. "You're lucky I'm retired." Oh, Jack. Good scene.

Freddy Prinze Jr = Cole Ortiz
First Damnit of the season!!! HOORAY!!! Oh snap! Who is telling Chloe that she needs to catch up??? WTF? Up is down, left is right, all is not right with the world.

Who is the moley moley mole this season?? CTU is back, so there will probably be at least 4 moles. Taking bets. Who do you think?

OK! Answers! The First Dude divorced Madam Prez because she sent Psycho daughter to jail. Thank goodness!

I'm waiting for Jack to say that he's pinned down. And it's pretty awesome that he's making the shot dude take the stairs. That can't be good for him.
Oh man! RPGs in the first hour, huh? This day is gonna be EXPLOSIVE! Get it? Get it? I rule. You had to know the dude was going to die before Jack got all the info. I guess it would just have been a little obvious if it happened in Jack's apt. PS--the blonde reporter lady is totally just a reporter. 24, I'm on to you.

5pm - 6pm:

I can't deal with this whole 'Chloe being the slow kid' thing. Something's gotta blow up at CTU and they'll have to kick it old school. Then Chloe saves the day. Yeah. That's what will happen.

Oh wait! It already happened. I think everyone at CTU is going to learn a valuable lesson from this.

This really is a family show. So much family drama.

OOOOOH! Brother Mole! Nice one, Hassan's brother. This is a family show after all.

Grandbaby doesn't know how to just walk. That kid flat-out sprints everywhere!

Of course Jack decided to stay. He's going to have to take on yet another incompetent CTU director in that Hastings dude. And I seriously can't picture Hastings as anyone but Bubba from Forrest Gump.

At least some things never change. That Dana Walsh chick is really some Jenny broad? Again, I ask, Does CTU not do background checks on these people??!!?!? I mean, really. How many times must this nonsense happen?

Fakey cop is pretty funny. I love the NY accents. He's a NY cop. He's a Russian (I think?) assassin. He works on the Green Mile. Is there anything he can't do? He will make a formidable opponent for Jack.


Damnits:
-Chloe: "Damnit! What is the problem?!" First line of the season, too. I'm so proud.
-Jack: whisper "Damnit" when trying to wake up Victor's shot ass.
-Press Secretary barely "Damnit" when he finds out that Victor dude is dead.
-Reporter lady. "Damnit, who's in charge here!"
-''Damnit, Ruth! You told him how to find me?" Dana/Jenny chick who is making Chloe look bad.

Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-Making tourniquets out of an old-ass dirty mattress.
-Blackmailing his way into terror-fighting.