Day 8 8:00pm - 9:00pm ::boop beep boop beep::

I was right! I was right! Soulpatch Schwartzman WAS trying to take over as the new and hair-flowy President Hassan. He's too weasly, though.

Last we left, Pruney was on her way off the deep end. She made is so the Russian dude can never be the "what has 2 thumbs" joke guy anymore and was making all kinds of heinous faces. Yep, that's still where we are.
Jack: "Hastings still needs to know the truth."
Pruney: "The truth?"
Jack: "That your unstable!"
Pruney: ::craziest of all crazy eyes::
PS--how did Renee chop off a dude's thumb with blood spraying everywhere and not get a drop on her? I guess blood doesn't stick to crazy.

Chloe is definitely going to call out Dana/Jenny for ditching out in the middle of the crisis. She's so good at that.

I keep expecting Hassan to ask Madam Prez if she wants to be a MILLIONAIRE!
I kind of keep expecting him to ask everyone that.

Russian brother love-fest. A little shmaltzy, but they must be going somewhere with it. Maybe the dr is connected, or they will get caught by CTU or something.

I love that Pruney calls Ziya a drama queen after just cutting off his thumb to take off a tracking bracelet. Really? Really.

Ok, so Dana/Jenny went to jail as a minor. So, 1 her fingerprints would be on record. One would think that CTU would check fingerprints as part of their background check. Can't fake those. CTU is the worst background checker EVER.

Oh dear. Jack followed the wrong vehicle. He is not smooth at that. Unfortunately, I think we're going to still have Pruney around for the rest of the day. Sheesh.

Wow. Only 1 hour this week seemed so short compared to 4 hours last week. I'll take it! Next week: DISGUISES!!! I saw Jack in some pretty fancy glasses.

Damnits:
-Mrs. Hassan: "Show me a little respect. I'm your wife, damnit."
-Jack: "Damnit, Renee. I am running this. Stop messing with me!"
-Jack with a big ol' Damnit when Pruney get chucked in the trunk of a car. Drink double since he yelled. (I make these rules up as I go along.)
-Jack: "Put me back on Renee's com. DAMNIT!" shit, you're all probably drunk by now.

There's no/we don't have times:
-Chloe: "I need a minute." Jack: "She doesn't have a minute!" Count it. Drink.

Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-Cauterizing chopped thumb wounds.