6:00am - 8:00am ::boop beep boop beep::

Season Finale! Season Finale! Get your beers ready! Pop that cork! Get ready to DRINK! (I hope)

We left useless Kim at the airport being nothing but trouble. Olivia is being shifty and just might get caught with her hands in the cookie jar. The cookie jar of contract killing. Shameful.

I'm loving the powerpoint extravaganza going on while the prez is briefing the joint chiefs or whatever she's got going on. It's like watching An Inconvenient Truth. She's definitely going to take her act on the road.

Renee's gone all Crypt Keeper again. She's making the big eyes and the frowny prune face. She better be careful--if someone slaps her on the back , it might stay that way.

I like that Ethan is back. I might be still have a shot at him being part of the whole conspiracy business. Also, for a guilty person, she's being a total BEYOTCH. A real C U next tuesday.

I'm digging the whole airport terminal scene. That is, until Kim goes off to chase the bad guy. I mean, I guess she's trying not to be useless, but I didn't see her pick up the knife (which, by the way I'm wondering what crack airport security let a knife and gun through). So is she going to bludgeon him with her dead cell? USELESS!

"One has to be prepared when dealing with Olivia." Oh, Ethan. Such venom in the voice when speaking of Her Snakiness. Maybe Aaron Pierce's glorious goodness has spread to all the upper muckity mucks.

Tony is still a good guy. I'm convinced of it. He's trying to worm his way to the top of the heap of baddies and then Take. Them. Down. Jack Bauer-style. Ya think?

STOP, DROP, AND ROLL, KIM! STOP, DROP AND ROOOLLLLLLLLL! Again, I say USELESS. She should have known emergency procedures for when one finds one's self on fire. I kind of forgot Kim was a systems analyst at CTU. Probably because it was only for a hot minute.

Since when do .mp3 files make the tape rewind-y noise? I'm 100% sure they don't.

OH SNAP! Ethan's venomous spitting out of the name Olivia is nothing compared to the pure disdain that Secret Service Agent to the Stars Aaron Pierce has for Olivia.

Tony IS a good guy! Wow. This Alan Wilson thing is spanning lots of seasons. Michele Dessler, David Palmer, and the eeeeevil President Logan. Nice. Yeah, he's a little batshit insane, but Tony's still a good guy.....sort of....right?

What was with the weird kiss on the cheek when that Kara chick went up to the Big Bad? That was uncomfortable.

More gasoline spills. Tony fully stole that shoot-the-gas idea from Jack.

Um....for real? The whole Renee tuck and roll of the truck was the most action we've seen from her this whole season. Who knew she had it in her? Oh wait. She didn't. Her stunt people did.

Oh dear. We didn't know Michele was pregnant. Ooh. And he gave Jack the, "how would Terri feel about that?" Ouch.

Dude. Trailer for 'Public Enemies'? I'm in.

Renee can make him talk! She learned so much from Jack today. Jack is sort of like her torture sensei. But wait...is he advising her not to torture? That's so unlike him.

Renee: "I don't know what to say"
Jack: "Don't say anything at all."
Me: ::HURL::

First Dude is alive!!! Well, we knew he was alive, but still. There he is. We haven't seen him in HOURS. Shouldn't he be a little pissed at his daughter for being such a bratty pain in the ass all the time? Really? Really. They raised the little pain in the ass. She's been a bratty, bitchy, ladder-climber apparently forever. Doesn't that make it their bad?

Hooray for Chloe/Garofs truces. They're BFFs now.

I would say that Olivia will come back in another season as the Big Bad, but she's really not smart enough, is she? Way to NOT take responsibility for anything you've done.

Ok, so Ethan wasn't a bad guy. I thought he was going to have something to do with something.

UGH. Here I was thinking the Prez was the next best thing to David Palmer. She was really good this season, wasn't she? I was just sitting thinking how much I think she is easily my favorite new character this season. But of course, Pruney has to go and ruin it for me. She's gone full Crypt Keeper and is trying to be all tough but she's pretty much just super annoying.

Will Jack live? Will Jack die? Will Kim try Proactiv? I guess we'll just have to wait for next season. Until then, kids....it's been fun. Have a good....summer? Year? 8-10 when Kiefer gets out of the chokey? Well, until whenever...

Damnits:
-"Damnit" from Kim. Dead cell phones are the worst. Don't you just want someone to yell, "SHIT!" or drop an F-Bomb? Those are so fun to drop.
-"Damnit, Tony LOOK at me!" Jack all trussed up and trying to die with dignity.

There's no/we don't have times:
-"My father is dying. And we don't know how much time he has left." Useless Kim. It still totally counts.

Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-Hijacking his own team. What?
-Taking out 3 dudes 10 mins after a spinal tap.