5:00am - 6:00am ::boop beep boop beep::

ohmigod. I can't remember a time when I wasn't watching this damn show. And why is history repeating itself? Is Kiefer going to go to the chokey after every season? WTF, Kiefer? Do you just not want to be Jack Bauer anymore?

Brokedown Kimmy is back to be a pain in the ass again.

Dude, it's cold blooded that they're going to release the pathogen on a commuter train. I mean, I had moments where I was on the train and REALLY didn't want to go to work, but I didn't hope for a deadly virus or anything. I just hoped the train would stall out when I had a good book and didn't have to pee or anything. I'd just wait patiently, listening to music and reading a good book while the transit peeps fixed the train. The only time that ever happened to me it was when I was going to meet someone for brunch on a Sunday. Instead of being a welcome break from work, I missed brunch. Buzzkil.

YESSSSSSSS. A good Jack line. "Give him the morphine, but only enough to take the pain out of his voice." Greatness.

Chloe/Garofs showdowns are fun for me. Chloe's all, "And also....finger tattoos are so over, Garofs."

I'm a little disappointed in Aaron Pierce for giving away the farm to sneaky Olivia over the phone. He knows better than that. How does sneaky Olivia know Martin the assassin booker? I wish I knew an assassin booker. Instead, I have to rely on my fists of fury. I do want to know who the assassin is, though. And why Livvy doesn't want him mad at her. Will she get got??

I still don't know the name of the chick with the wigs. I never can remember it. She gets to wear fun costumes though. There aren't enought disguises in this show. Disguises make everything more exciting and fun.

Oh, Jack and Tony reunited and it feels so good. But why is Tony pretty much running an international terror ring from a Sidekick?

Garofs/Chloe showdown now?? Garofs is all, "you're old and don't get cell phones. Why don't you go watch Dora the Explorer with your kid."

Is Tony going to turn out to be a good guy in the end? I wouldn't blame him if he didn't since they sent him out like a punk the first time they 'killed' him.

It's counting down! boop beep boop beep boop beep Did you notice that the timer was at 1:24. 24! Get it!

JACK SAVES L.A.!!!!! Again!!!!

Oh no. But of course, now that the immediate threat is over, Jack's condition must worsen. How else will we keep the drama going for the remaining hours?

See??? I told you Kim is going to be a pain in the ass. She is a magnet for trouble, that one. She has been causing nothing but trouble since Day 1. OH! And someone (Mike??) recently reminded me about Kevin Dillon stalking her all crazy in the woods before he moved on to being Johnny Drama instead of "that guy." Nice one.

Ugh. Sneaky Olivia is becoming cheap actress Olivia. Don't you DARE play on the emotions of the pure of heart Aaron Pierce! For shame. He's a glorious example of lightness and truth and the dark-hearted Olivia tried to take advantage of that? Not my Aaron Pierce. He sees the evil in those that are so. She's such a snake. This is why Aaron Pierce is the Secret Service Agent to the Stars.

This episode is so great with the Janis/Chloe moments. They're taking it old school and I love it.

Um...if I was in an airport and saw some guy with an obvious camera with a full screen recording on it of the chick sitting right in front of him, I would IMMEDIATELY call him out as being a scumbag. Again, I say, WTF? If you see something, say something.


Damnits:
-"Damnit, Chloe. We're gonna have to do better than that." Drink.
-Whisper damnit by the terrorist leader ring guy.

There's no/we don't have times:
-"I didn't have time to decrypt all the location data." Drink.
-"We're running out of time. We're gonna have to narrow that down." Jack. Drink triple. They got us with a 1-2-3! holla!

Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-Torture. Again. Obviously.
-Giving morphine only to take the pain out of a guy's voice.
-Not letting things turn into a pursuit by smashing into Tony's van.
-Saving the world.