4:00am - 5:00am ::boop beep boop beep::

I'm super late, but you can deal with it. I actually started watching this last night, but I was so tired that I nearly went cross-eyed, so I just went to sleep instead. It was for the best.

Ok, so I know it's only been, like, 8 mins in 24 world, but it's been 100 years in the real world and I forgot that Chloe didn't know Jack started huffing off the bio weapon. Her BFFs are dropping like flies!

Did Tony know he was going to blackmail some Pakistani kid into taking the fall for the bio release? I'm just fascinated as to how he got a Jihad banner so quickly. Did he have it laying around?

Aaron Pierce does NOT like the First Daughter's shenanigans. He is far too good and upstanding to condone such things. He was protective of her at first, but now he's seeing her for the nut-crazy skank that she is. Another one let you down, Aaron Pierce. Chin up, kiddo.

Um...some mosque stuff happened. Jack arrests a guy just to keep him from using the phone. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Tony grows himself a terrorist. Grow-your-own-terrorist then convinces his brother that he's the big bad and they off to do terror stuff.

Olivia went all muder for hire on Waxy McHodges. She's pretty crazy in the brain. OH LOOK!! First Dude is back for some white house fun. He clearly made his little girl grow a conscience. Sorry, Olivia. You can't unring that bell.

Aaaaaaand Boom.

Ok, for serious, Olivia has crazy on the brain, but she's also dumb as rocks. Way to confess to contract killing over the phone.

What The EFFFFFFF. Pruney has a big mouth, too? Why are they treating the imam they met 20 mins ago (literally) as if he's their BFF and should obviously know all about Jack & The Bio Weapon and their operations. Ridiculous.

Damnits:
-Good ol' fashioned Damnnit from the Prez when she finds out Waxy got melted.
-"Damnit he's bleeding out! We need a medic now!" 2 cheers for Jack Damnit. DRINK

There's no/we don't have times:
-"we're on a timetable here. How long is this going to take?" Tony. Count it.

Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-Unlawful arrests.
-Emergency medical care and stuff