6:00pm - 8:00pm ::boop beep boop beep::

6:00pm - 7:00pm ::boop beep boop beep::
I'm watching this a little late and was already warned that I would need to "suspend reality" for this ep. I've been suspending reality on this fuckery for 3 seasons now.

According to Tony, the next terrorism window blows wide open at 1900 hours. For those of you not intimately familiar with military time, that's 7pm. So, it looks like the terrorism will he in hour 2 of this nonsense. Clearly, we're RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!!

General Juma will forever be Candyman to me. That movie scared the bejeebus out of me. Remember the bees???? Effing scary. I just imdb'd Tony "Candyman" Todd and he was also in season 3 as a detective. Can they do that?

I'm pretty jealous of the whole keeping booze in the office thing. I could never get away with that. My meetings would be so productive, though. Talk about creative problem solving!

How can Jack pull a gun on Bill Buchanan and then choke him out?? Although, I love that he whispers "Don't fight it" while he does it. Pretty soon, we'll have to add that to the hit list. It's all out of love. After all, the only way to keep BB out of it, is to handcuff him and choke him out. Naturally.

Chloe and Garofs are going to be buds by the end of this dat. I just know it. In the meantime, they are having fun being all awkward, nerday passive-aggressivy with each other.

Hellz yeah! That's what this show needs! More tazing!!! "Don't taze me, bro!!" Methinks Jack found a new toy. Fun times.
Burnett's kind of a weenie, so Jack doesn't need to cut off fingers or anything. Just some light tazing. And of course, the patented Jack Bauer audible whisper followed by the Jack Bauer ROAR! You know what I'm talking about.

How many times is this that Jack has been taken into custody today? Good heavens, people. Make up your minds!

WTF, Renee? Who do you think you are going in to a warehouse all by yourself to take down the baddies? Jack Bauer? She's gonna get taken -- again. HAHAHA. She LEAPS onto the boat, loses her gun and can't call L-Mo because her phone is all soggy. What a dumbass. Seriously.

What. The. Fuck.
Absurdity. Pruney is swimming like a first-timer in the shallow end. Serenity now!

Damnits:
Booooooooooo

There's no/we don't have times:
-"We're out of time" while Jack is handcuffing BB.
-Prez: "you should have come to me. You should have presented your case." Jack: "We didn't have time" DRINK!

Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-TAZING!!! obviously. People...phones...you name it--he'll taze it!


7:00pm - 8:00pm ::boop beep boop beep::

YAY! Aaron Pierce in the first 5 mins of the hour?? I like it!

UUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH! Renee is the worst spy EVER! She doesn't grab the cop/ranger guy's gun or his radio??? WORST

There's some reverse Shawsank shit going on with this whole White House break-in. Jumo's some kind of backwards Andy Dufresne. I bet there's a Raquel Welch poster on the back of that file cabinet.

L-Mo is always 2 steps behind. He's going to have to save Pruney, though.

HAHA. "What the hell is he doing here?" "He's with me." Friggin' awesome. BB better not die for being such a hero. I swear on everything good and holy...if anything happens to BB or Aaron Pierce, I'm going to lose my marbles.

Since when do Secret Service agents not wear bulletproof vests? Isn't sort of a job requirement?
Aaron Pierce is going to save the day. You know this. It's why he's the Secret Service Agent to the stars. Duh.

ETHAN is the inside man. I'm TELLING you. It's why he got himself to the Pentagon and out of the White house before the attack. AND it's why Burnett wouldn't talk. Trust this.

The Veep finds Renee as annoying as I do. He threw some 'tude. That was fun for me.

NOOOOOOOOOOO! Not my Aaron Pierce!!!! It better have been a highly treateable flesh wound. He's the hero of all heroes. Teaching the prez's daughter how to do morse code while he's shot. The evildoers will pay for harming the pure goodness and glory of Aaron Pierce.

DUUUUUUUUDE. Juma is going to PAY for that slap. I think the prez is going to reverse her torture policy and FUCK HIM UP.

Damnits:
-"Damnit Bill. That's not good enough." Jack with an audible whisper. 2 for 1 on that one.
-Panic room whisper damnit. Jack style.
-2nd Panic room whisoer damnit when trying to short out the door.

There's no/we don't have times:
-Olivia Taylor coming out with it! "I'm going with you and don't argue. We don't have the time." She's falling for Aaron Pierce's charms for sure.

Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-President saving. I think he's worked out some plan with the President or he wouldn't have opened the panic room. Right? I mean, he pretty much hasn't seen Kim or boy-Kim in a squillion years, so that whole daughter thing doesn't hold water. I mean, Kim was pretty much nothing but trouble.