Alright cats and kittens, here's where we are:
Jack's poorly piloted radioactive glider went all leaky (surprise, surprise. please note that glider-piloting did NOT make it onto the list of things at which Jackypoo is smooth.). But the good pilot is dead, so now we've got terrorist infighting. Someone should tell Fayed that there is no "I" in "Terrorism." Oh, wait....
Gasp! Shock!! Astonishment!!! Everyone who knows and loves My So-Called Life NEEDS to recognize that Rain Man Hauser's brother--Mark Hauser--is Brian Krackow.
For real. Now this is officially my favorite episode of the season. If Angela Chase and Jordan Catalano show up, I will forgive ALL transgressions thus far this season. It's a shame that's unlikely since Claire Danes is busy at the Gap dancing around in boyfriend pants. It's also worth noting that Mark Hauser's id photo is his head shot will some official looking seals photoshopped in. Clearly, new id photos would have blown the budget for this episode.
Coverups and corruption! Bad news for Nadia.
Bad news for the poor man's David Palmer, too. Apparently, there's no confidentiality in the presidential medical bunker. I hope he doesn't have any STDs. Embarrassing. We should all get WWWPD? bracelets made. "What Would Wayne Palmer Do?" get it? ok, i know. lame.
Ok, so Nadia's off the hook, which means that I can still have hope that Bill Buchannen is the moley, moley mole. Of course, Nadia's only off the hook for now. They'll probably accuse/torture her 2-3 more times before the day is over and find out that BB is the mole. All is not lost, though. It seems that Milo and Mike Doyle did the classic Jack Bauer/Tony Almeida fist fight then become best super-bros. And methinks they're trying to make Milo and Nadia the new Tony and Michelle Dessler. Intriguing.
So, why didn't they tranq the whole Russian team? Wouldn't it make the most sense to tranq the henchmen, too? they're probably not as committed to the cause as Gredenko and would be much easier to break. Do I have to think of everything around here?!
The Veep is still drunk! he's definitely boning his assistant to get a little whiskey slipped in his Ovaltine. He's really going to need it now that Wayney P. is temporarily lucid. He's fresh out of a coma and still sounds less effed up than the Veep. And yet, in true 24 fashion, the usurping of presidential authority continues. it's good to know some things never change.
Things Jack Bauer is smooth at:
-Calming down the Autistic. He's like the Autism whisperer.
-Being internationally renowned. ALL the biggest international terrorists totally know who he is. I bet they think he's a myth until they actually come face to face with him.
"Damnit"s: 2! but I keep missing them! DAMNIT! you people are judgy.
"There's no/we don't have any time"s: 1 Jack-style. Carlos, that's a very detailed account.
Coverups and corruption! Bad news for Nadia.
Bad news for the poor man's David Palmer, too. Apparently, there's no confidentiality in the presidential medical bunker. I hope he doesn't have any STDs. Embarrassing. We should all get WWWPD? bracelets made. "What Would Wayne Palmer Do?" get it? ok, i know. lame.
Ok, so Nadia's off the hook, which means that I can still have hope that Bill Buchannen is the moley, moley mole. Of course, Nadia's only off the hook for now. They'll probably accuse/torture her 2-3 more times before the day is over and find out that BB is the mole. All is not lost, though. It seems that Milo and Mike Doyle did the classic Jack Bauer/Tony Almeida fist fight then become best super-bros. And methinks they're trying to make Milo and Nadia the new Tony and Michelle Dessler. Intriguing.
So, why didn't they tranq the whole Russian team? Wouldn't it make the most sense to tranq the henchmen, too? they're probably not as committed to the cause as Gredenko and would be much easier to break. Do I have to think of everything around here?!
The Veep is still drunk! he's definitely boning his assistant to get a little whiskey slipped in his Ovaltine. He's really going to need it now that Wayney P. is temporarily lucid. He's fresh out of a coma and still sounds less effed up than the Veep. And yet, in true 24 fashion, the usurping of presidential authority continues. it's good to know some things never change.
Things Jack Bauer is smooth at:
-Calming down the Autistic. He's like the Autism whisperer.
-Being internationally renowned. ALL the biggest international terrorists totally know who he is. I bet they think he's a myth until they actually come face to face with him.
"Damnit"s: 2! but I keep missing them! DAMNIT! you people are judgy.
"There's no/we don't have any time"s: 1 Jack-style. Carlos, that's a very detailed account.
4 comments:
So, why didn't they tranq the whole Russian team? Wouldn't it make the most sense to tranq the henchmen, too? they're probably not as committed to the cause as Gredenko and would be much easier to break. Do I have to think of everything around here?!
To be fair they tranq'd 3/4 team members and killed the fourth because they had no line of site.
I really wanted Brady to pull a Kaiser Soze when he got in the CTU van.
Also, along the same lines, Jack Bauer is the Kaiser Soze of the terrorist world.
How do you shoot Jack Bauer in the back? What if you miss?
I dare say that I heard a "there's not enough time" last night!
I can confirm the "there isn't enough time" I can even tell you exactly when it was said. Jack just shot your boyfriend in the back of the leg and some numb-nuts SWAT guy shot him in the shoulder. They rush to him and one of the guys tells Jack something about him having artery damage and Jack mumbles "there's no time, stabalize him here" or something to that effect. Point is...Jack said "there's no time". Can we also talk about what is never mentioned in Biology class? I know a neck wound will kill you but has anyone noticed the growing number of fatalities due to shoulder wounds? Curtis, President Do-Little and now this guy. Odd.
Post a Comment