7:00PM - 8:00PM ::boop beep boop beep::
Apologies for the delay, dear friends. Every once in a while, I have a life. Surprisingly, said life does not actually revolve around the tv schedule. Shocking, I know. Don't worry. It doesn't happen often. So here we go....
Lets discuss the drones, please. They look like they're filming an especially campy remake of the original Star Wars. I'm a little confused by the idea that criminal masterminds are using radioactive weapons...mounted on gliders....navigated using a flight simulator.....controlled by a joystick re purposed from an Atari they bought on ebay. wtf? Jack can't steer it at all, either. He probably never had an Atari or flight simulator because his dad was an evil genius and was too busy plotting world takeovers to so much as throw a baseball with his son in the yard. Selfish.
Wouldn't it be great if Bill Buchanan was the real mole? Or in the series finale of 24, we find out that Jack is a mental patient and each of these days is all in his head on a day he goes off his meds? I'm just saying. It would be pretty great.
Jealous Chloe is bigtime fun. Looks like she's got a little slutty streak when she's jealous. She's on to spy-Nadia and how she's charming security access (and the pants) from Milo. Poor, weak Milo must be stoned from the pain killers. Also, he must have read one of my posts and know that chicks will find his bullet wound scar way sexy. Way to keep up, milo. Hey, don't believe me? Look at Jack. He's pretty much swiss cheese at this point and the ladies can't get enough. But more on that later...
I'm kind of digging the drunk-with-power (or just drunk) Veep. I can't decide if 24 is trying to make a statement about all the white US prezzies being evil war mongers. The Palmer brothers are chock full of presidential integrity, but they seem to be the only ones. This is clearly not a prerequisite for the position on television any more than it is in real life politics. OH SNAP! yeah, I went there. Politicians are slimy. what.
WHAAAA?! Audrey's dead? Dude, someone took her OUT while trying to get to Jack....or DID THEY? Inconclusive identification of remains is intriguing. I'm not entirely sure why any woman--or man for that matter--would go near Jack knowing his track record. Someone warn boy-Kim's mom. She should know better. All his romantic interests end up dead. Except for trailer park lady. I'm pretty sure she's still around.
Furthermore, all his best friends are dead, maimed or unconscious. Think about it--friggin' Chloe is his best friend. Chloe! Roll that around in your brain a bit. Then again, if I was playing "which would you rather?", I would totally choose to have Chloe as a best friend instead of Chinese Torture Prison, so that's a point in the Chloe column.
Jack is definitely going to discover something in Audrey's file that will prove she's still alive somewhere, right? Right? Maybe she sacrificed herself to take Jack's place in Chinese Torture Prison. That would be so soap opera of 24 and I, for one would love it.
Love triangles in CTU (hexagons! rhombuses? rhombi? i don't know the plural of rhombus. octagons!) really spice things up in the face of international terror crisis. Morris/Chloe/Milo/Nadia/RickySchroeder(he tortures 'cause he loves). Please enjoy these photos of him. Awwwwwww.
Apologies for the delay, dear friends. Every once in a while, I have a life. Surprisingly, said life does not actually revolve around the tv schedule. Shocking, I know. Don't worry. It doesn't happen often. So here we go....
Lets discuss the drones, please. They look like they're filming an especially campy remake of the original Star Wars. I'm a little confused by the idea that criminal masterminds are using radioactive weapons...mounted on gliders....navigated using a flight simulator.....controlled by a joystick re purposed from an Atari they bought on ebay. wtf? Jack can't steer it at all, either. He probably never had an Atari or flight simulator because his dad was an evil genius and was too busy plotting world takeovers to so much as throw a baseball with his son in the yard. Selfish.
Wouldn't it be great if Bill Buchanan was the real mole? Or in the series finale of 24, we find out that Jack is a mental patient and each of these days is all in his head on a day he goes off his meds? I'm just saying. It would be pretty great.
Jealous Chloe is bigtime fun. Looks like she's got a little slutty streak when she's jealous. She's on to spy-Nadia and how she's charming security access (and the pants) from Milo. Poor, weak Milo must be stoned from the pain killers. Also, he must have read one of my posts and know that chicks will find his bullet wound scar way sexy. Way to keep up, milo. Hey, don't believe me? Look at Jack. He's pretty much swiss cheese at this point and the ladies can't get enough. But more on that later...
I'm kind of digging the drunk-with-power (or just drunk) Veep. I can't decide if 24 is trying to make a statement about all the white US prezzies being evil war mongers. The Palmer brothers are chock full of presidential integrity, but they seem to be the only ones. This is clearly not a prerequisite for the position on television any more than it is in real life politics. OH SNAP! yeah, I went there. Politicians are slimy. what.
WHAAAA?! Audrey's dead? Dude, someone took her OUT while trying to get to Jack....or DID THEY? Inconclusive identification of remains is intriguing. I'm not entirely sure why any woman--or man for that matter--would go near Jack knowing his track record. Someone warn boy-Kim's mom. She should know better. All his romantic interests end up dead. Except for trailer park lady. I'm pretty sure she's still around.
Furthermore, all his best friends are dead, maimed or unconscious. Think about it--friggin' Chloe is his best friend. Chloe! Roll that around in your brain a bit. Then again, if I was playing "which would you rather?", I would totally choose to have Chloe as a best friend instead of Chinese Torture Prison, so that's a point in the Chloe column.
Jack is definitely going to discover something in Audrey's file that will prove she's still alive somewhere, right? Right? Maybe she sacrificed herself to take Jack's place in Chinese Torture Prison. That would be so soap opera of 24 and I, for one would love it.
Love triangles in CTU (hexagons! rhombuses? rhombi? i don't know the plural of rhombus. octagons!) really spice things up in the face of international terror crisis. Morris/Chloe/Milo/Nadia/RickySchroeder(he tortures 'cause he loves). Please enjoy these photos of him. Awwwwwww.
I love that everyone in the room is shocked to find out that there's a leaky mole in CTU. It's like they have amnesia about all the other massive terrorist attack days. The 5 other ones to be exact. I've asked it before and I'll ask it again--do they give out CTU security clearance on a first come, first served basis? And does that amnesia also include the fact that the person they suspect is pretty much always set up by someone else? For super-smart people, these agents are pretty slow on the uptake.
Damnits: i didn't find any. did you?
There's no/we don't have any times: 1
B.B.- do you think "We don't have an hour." counts? well, I do. So it counts.
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Jack doesn't know this yet, but Audrey isn't dead, she was just a hostage on ABC's The Nine. But that got cancelled, so chances are, she'll be back. Maybe next season we get 24 hours of Jack-style revenge in China where Jack discovers Audrey is alive, but is a double agent. But probably not. Probably just another bomb in LA. Man, bad guys hate LA on this show.
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