All of Jack's old buddies came back to play last hour. The Russians are up Jack's ass and Cheng is starting wars. Boudreau is unravelling in front of our eyes, and Audrey is getting tougher, which means that she's going to lose her shit when she hears about Cheng.
I didn't get anything in the gunfire banter between Jack and Kate. I'm waiting for them to say they're 'pinned down' too. We haven't heard that in quite some time.
And now that Cheng knows that Jack is in the area, we can expect a face to face sometime real soon.
If I had to be the actor that plays the agent that rescues Jack and Kate from the Russians, I'd be PUMPED that my only line was, "Let's lock it down." Totally worth it.
Audrey finds out about Cheng. Let the shit-losing commence.
"We were pinned down. We didn't get a visual." YES YES YES AND YES! Finish your drink. Jack confirmed what we all knew. They were pinned down! There's joy in my heart.
The jig is up. Jack knows that Boudreau sold him out to the Russians. Buh bye Boudreau.
Cheng is working with the Russians! Dios mio. Worlds collide. I blame Putin for this.
I don't know the aid's name that keeps getting people on the phone for the Prez, but he's giving me some straight up Jersey. The hair. The accent. He's my people. Fun facts: Just looked him up. His character is Ron Clark (have we ever even heard him called by name?) and the actor was once engaged to Jennifer Love Hewitt. Is there anyone that *hasn't* been engaged to Jennifer Love Hewitt? Moving on....
Audible whispers all around. Sweet nothings between Jack and Audrey. whisper whisper...Kill Cheng...whisper whisper...I don't hate you. I looooooove you. Please note: Jack did NOT out Boudreau to Audrey and tell her that her hubs is a scumbag.
Jack turns up to publicly confront Boudreau who is understandably shaking in his boots. Oooh that dude can backpedal like crazy. Too bad he doesn't have a leg to stand on. Treason! There's the word I've been waiting for.
I knew it! All those politicians wearing flag pins are gathering intelligence for Jack Bauer! Sneaky bastards.
Wait--Chloe fought her way out of a box truck with a pipe? Taking out multiple armed trained bad guy thugs? Huh. I don't think so, but whatever.
Def Con 3! Def Con 3?! (I don't know what that means, but it sounds serious.)
Still can't get enough of the Russian dude's comical goatee. It's pure magic.
Jack and Kate storm the castle while Boudreau wrestles a bear with a spectacular goatee. But the bear neck-stabbed himself with a piece of glass or something, so it wasn't much of a wrestling match and now he's dead.
Saw that coming. Audrey's contact got shot dead moments after agreeing to help her. Cheng agreed to ditch Chloe because he's going after Audrey, obviously.
There it is. Audrey is about to become Jack bait. Cheng is a nasty piece of work. Next hour should be fun.
Damnits:
-Ritter's first Damnit! Good for him. Welcome to the club. And it's good for you--DRINK!
-Great big Presidential Damnit when he drops his brain pills.
There's no/we don't have time(s):
-"I'm working as fast as I can." Gavin trying to jam the Russian security signal. It's a reach, but I just want you to drink.
Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-Shooting so hard, some dude catches on FIRE.
-Knowing all sorts of covert intelligence operatives under cover as Foreign Ministers, you idiot! ...and stuff.
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