8:00pm - 9:00pm ::boop beep boop beep::

So, the Family Crazy is all toast. Navarro is escaping with the drone-controly device, Chloe is running off with Cross and we don't know what the bejeebus is going on with Kate.

Chloe with the Dragon Tattoo isn't quite the anarchist she fancies herself now that she's realizing that Cross is a evil-doer. Turns out that letting all the world's armies control each other's weaponry.

Well now, don't shoot at the kegs! That's just a waste of good beer. We'll need that for the drinking game.

Chase, chase, chase......

And then of course, Navarro gets hung out to dry. Moral of the story--never trust the faceless name over the phone that says he's going to help you escape Jack Bauer. NO ONE CAN ESCAPE JACK BAUER.

Chase, chase, chase.......

Chloe is going to foil this plan, right? Right.

Ritter is taking over the CIA (I can never remember his name. He's gonna have to step it up to be memorable, or warrant awarding him a nickname.)

Kate's husband is exonerated! Punch him in the face! Punch him in the face! Wow. Navarro is a bigger scumbag than I thought. YES! Enhanced interrogation. It's my favorite. And of course, Jack's version is even better.

More usurping of authority. Who runs this bitch? Jack. Bauer. And don't you forget it.

Oh, Ritter. You silly goose. You'll never get anywhere without allowing a little light torture to catch the bad guys.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. I love how Boudreau and Audrey act like they've been feuding for months and there's 'distance' between them now that Jack is back in the picture. Let's all take a minute to realize that she found out about Jack A FEW HOURS AGO. Well, that escalated quickly. And the outcome for Boudreau? Treason. Smart.

Chloe is getting a conscience. You can see it happening. But she sucks at escaping. She's the worst badass ever. 

Kate, on the other hand. She's earning her badass status over and over again. She's been taking notes from Jack. I'm so proud.

Boudreau, you dumb bastard. In his quest to rid himself of Jack, he's sold him out to the Russians and they're going to ruin everything. Good work, dummy.

Whaaaaaaa? Who killed everyone? Oh shit. Cheng. Once they capture him, they should give him to Audrey to dispose of.

Boudreau is getting increasingly dumber as the day goes on.

Oh, lordy. Adrian Cross has been manipulating Chloe all along. She went all Dragon Tattoo for nothing! And she dated a bad guy as a result. 

Cue the Russians. Boudreau is a dumb fuck.

Cue WWIII. Cheng is a dick.


Damnits:
None? An hour like this, I feel like we should have had a few peppered in. What did you hear?

There's no/we don't have any times(s):
-"We need to move immediately. We don't know how long Adrian Cross is gonna stay put." Jack to Ritter


Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-ENHANCED enhanced interrogation. And not needing biometrics.