2:00pm - 3:00pm ::boop beep boop beep::

Agent Kate Morgan and Jack aren't best friends yet, but Jack is already deciding that he wants her on Team Bauer. Will they meet up in the Embassy and join forces? Will they fall in love? Will Kate live through the day?  

Chloe's up to her old tricks, hacking into building schematics. Said schematics are extremely detailed. I'm certain they aren't readily available online.  

They are trying really hard not to say "you don't have much time" while the Marines are on their way. Obviously, the only choice is to shoot a bunch of them to buy more precious time.

Oh, Russian hooker. You think your mommy dearest is just super observant to notice that you have a secret, but really, she spies on you with cameras because she's a CREEPY BITCH. 

I lost audio while Boudreau is talking to Navarro and a chunk of the Jack/Chloe/Adrian Cross interaction. So, lets just say, they each said Damnit 1-2 times, and discussed at length how they were running out of time. Drink up!  You're welcome.

Audio returned.  

Gasp! Do I detect a Chloe/Adrian love affair a-brewing? 24 always peppers in some love interests here and there, and I appreciate the romance in the face of terrorism. So real-life.

Well, the cat's out of the bag. Audrey and the Prez both get all aflutter when they hear Jack is in the mix. Reunited and it feels so good?

Mommy Dearest is a sociopath, obviously. Love how this comes a such a shock to Simone. Brainwashing is so super fun.

Ooh Ooh! Jordan/Kate love story now? Is this Valentine's day in not-CTU? Good opportunity to remind us all that Kate got duped by her hubs. Just in case you were thinking she was really smart and awesome, it was important to remind you what a dumbass she is. 

Tug-o-war over Jack and Boudreau won? We hate him right? Yeah. He sucks.

Kate's getting really close to telling us all how little time we have. She's still new here. She'll learn.

I like Audrey again.  That is all.

Chloe with the Dragon Tattoo is giving some really good constipated face this hour.  We could use a classic Chloe stink-eye to really make this a party.

Kate has joined said party. Did some stellar Jack-convincing, furthered the terror-fighting cause, and bigtimed some Marines. Ballsy episode for the new chick.

Damnits:

ZILCH! Really?  Did I miss some?

There's no/we don't have times:

-YES! "Chloe, did you get that? We don't have much time." That was a good one. Drink a whole bunch.

-Kate didn't disappoint. "You don't have that much time." Welcome to 24, Kate. DRINK!

Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:

-Shooting but NOT killing civilians