My cable's on the fritz and keeps cutting out (I blame the cold), so I might be missing a good chunk of our favorite catch phrases. Apologies in advance, but I know your salty asses will correct me pretty much immediately, so away we go...
Bill Buchanan and Chloe come to the rescue of buried-alive Renee. The way Bill launched himself down into that ravine, I'm surprised that he didn't crush little Renee's windpipe. That would have been a big oops.
Ugh! THANK YOU!!!! I totally couldn't remember that dude Christopher Anderson's name. I feel so much better now that I know the name of the bad guy that season. 24 is sort of like chinese food. I'm totally into all the characters during that season, but the second the season is over, I forget who everyone is. What gives? That never happened to me with Friends.
The jig is up! Now Tony and Jack can't be double agents to the double agents. Wait--or are they still double agents as Buchanan's Crusaders? Are all the good guys unwitting double agents if all the bad guys are in the prez's office? I'm so confused.
I'm thinking of adding the term "endgame" to my Jack Bauer Power Hour. Gotta figure out how to fit that in.
What does the CIP device do? I still don't know. One of you tell me! I know you know! Does it just hack into air traffic control? WTF? Or can it get into any system? This is dumb.
The Prez is pretty ballsy. Was that dude who walked out of the war room the Secretary of Defense? Isn't that pretty much his turf? My concern with the Prez is...what's with the quiet moments of reflection? Doesn't she know that THERE'S NO TIME for that sort of thing?? heehee
We need more Chloe in these episodes. "Are you with the FBI?" "No, I'm a stay at home mom." She should give Garofs some lessons.
Renee has pruney face, but she's definetly going over to the double-agentry side. She better stop making faces like she's smelling farts and make with the damnits if she wants to fit in. Furthermore, her audible whisper needs some work. Tony and Jack have their work cut out for them with that one.
I truly can't take the Fetus Secret Service agent seriously. He looks like he should be on Friday Night Lights, not assigned to the First Dude. And you know he researched his role by watching American Psycho over and over. He thinks he's all Pat Bateman and shit. If he had paid attention, he would have known to wear a full length clear raincoat instead of just plastic gloves. Dumbass.
I had no idea Tony was a gem expert? I wonder if he has one of those magnifying monacle thingies. He's nifty.
Ah, double-crossery. Good times. Wait--didn't Jack shoot that dude in the foot? Was it one of those "dance, monkey dance" type moves? 'Cause that bad guy was NOT limping. Is this how it works? When a bad guy double-crosses you, do you take out one of his guys, then fire a warning shot at him & continue business? That's a little weird, no? Means to an end, I guess.
This fuckery happens a couple of times per season. Someone bests a murderous opponent that should easily out match him. How can the paralyzed First Dude, who can just barely move his little fingers I might add, be a match for Fetus Agent? Fetus Agent should be well-trained in multiple combat techniques. I don't get it.
WHAT??? I just saw the news teaser? Why do these bastards do this to me? There's a salmonella scare at Starbucks?? That means I may have had a delicious salmonella latte today! Oh, crap. I'll obviously be dead by morning. Please do avenge me.
Well, either there were none of the following in this episode, it was a total snooze, or the salmonella is already taking effect. I didn't count anything and Jack wasn't very smooth in this particular hour.
Damnits: negative
There's No/We Don't Have Time(s): nada
Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth: nope
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