5:00pm to 6:00pm ::boop beep boop beep::

Hello, kids. This week we're taking a field trip to the Russian Consolate for some information and a little light torture. Come along.

Chad Lowe is so wormy. He needs to take some Criminal Mastermind lessons from Papa Bauer. Seriously. What a weenie.

As disappointed as I am in this particular season, I always love when they throw in some Russian spies. No matter how hard they try, they can't make them look any less than cartoony. Bring on the cold war!!! Scowls! Vodka! Fur hats! ESPIONAGE! love it love it love it.

No good deed goes unpunished, Tom Lennox. Looks like the world won't be yours and Vigo's after all. It's going to be the Veep's and Vigo's. If you're lucky, Karen Hayes will come back and throw you a bone. Good luck with that.

Ok, so this week was a little slow for me again. I was most excited while watching the previews for next week. Ricky Schroeder! Jack's miraculous escape! Former first lady may or may not be shacking up with Special Agent to the stars, Aaron Pierce. Now we're talking, 24. Time to step it up. You're better than this.

More things Jack Bauer is so smooth at:
-Speaking Russian. He's more of a Renaissance man than I ever realized.

-Improvisational finger removal. Cigar cutter? clever, clever.


"Damnit"s: zilch once again

"There's no/we don't have any time"s: 1 (woohoo! finally!)

Until next week.... ::boop beep boop beep::