6:00pm - 7:00pm ::boop beep boop beep::

USA wins their first match of the World Cup, beating Ghana 2-1. USA! USA!! Now that you're sufficiently patriotic, keep the ball rolling with Jack as he saves the whole world.

The battle for Simone's soul continues. Heller threw up the white flag (maybe). Navarro is in cahoots with a mystery team. Boudreau is being a creep and Navarro is on the take. There. you're caught up.

Hmmm. Methinks Sonny Dearest is going to out-crazy his Crazytown mama Margot. Kid played one too many video games and I think he wants to just blow stuff up.

Apparently, Agent Whatshisname is Jordan Reed (I had to look it up). He's leaving a blood trail but no wet footprints. He's a ghost!!! 

Jack tells Heller that he won't be a part of his surrender because "there's still time." What? Jack, no!  There's NO time. Remember?

I take back all of the things I said about Heller last hour. He is definitely losing it. Boudreau can't be trusted and he's giving real creepface.

"Wake the bitch."  hahahahhahahahaha. Jack throwing some real shade at Simone. At least she gave up some goods prior to pretty much immediately dying.

Sentimental stuff.

Oh, Jordan Reed. You better be pulling a fakeout maneuver to confirm that Navarro is trying to kill you.  Otherwise, you suck at being a field agent. That was some frantic phone call nonsense.

Presidents get a locator chip in their arms? Like how you tag your family pet? Huh.

Ok, Jordan Reed.  You're slightly less sniveling than I thought. But only slightly. You're still a moron that got stabbed. Better stay alive long enough to warn Kate that, once again, she's a terrible judge of character and that she should take out Navarro. Good luck on that.

Sonny Dearest (Ian) is such a mini me of his mom. Prediction: Heller gets killed. Margot Crazytown attempts to destroy the drones. Ian Crazytown learned from his mama and takes her out becoming the new Big Bad.

WTF is Chloe doing at a bar? That doesn't seem like an ideal hacking environment. Wasn't there a Starbucks or a Barnes & Noble near by? It's early evening, for goodness sake! Shit. She probably needed a pint. That's fair.

AHahahahahaha. Boudreau gets to drop the bomb to Audrey that Jack is with Heller. Well, he doesn't say it, but there ya go.

Wow, 24. The terrorists won? Cold blooded. Even for you.


Damnits:
-"Damnit, I told you you need to push the doctor." Jack to Kate about reviving/killing Simone.


There's no/we don't have times:
-"Hurry. We don't have much time." Sonny Dearest loading the van.
-Chloe: "I need more time."  Jack: "How much time?"  Heller: "We're out of time." Oh my god, drink so many things. Drink all of what you have.


Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-Not punching Boudreau in the face. He's so punchable!
-Surgery