4:00pm - 5:00pm ::boop beep boop beep::

Will First Dude Live? Will First Dude die? Will Dubaku's lady-piece's sister blow up his spot and get herself a dirt nap? Will Renee keep up the premise of usefulness? (Renee's already had a dirt nap once this season. heehee) So many questions. So, little time...
See what I did?? I already worked in a NO TIME!

BB and Chloe are security gurus! I love the Scooby gang coming back together.

Dubaku is scaring diner chick. Cutting her off from her family and whatnot. I don't think she's going to like being an African princess married to a warlord. How can she leave tonight? Doesn't she need to make sure her passport is in order and that she's had all of her malaria shots and such?

L-Mo is totally breaking up with Pruney face Renee. We saw this coming for miles. Wash the blood from your hands Renee! The death is on your soul! Out damn spot! Jack keeps Renee from being a huge downer. L-Mo can detect the lust in her voice when Jack walks in. They're secret boring-ass love affair is so over. I need more Billy Walsh/Office Tramp love affair. I bet theirs is way more exciting. She's going to get all unhinged soon, too.

PRODUCT PLACEMENT!!!! (seriously--so much product placement)

I hope there is a Chloe/Garfos showdown. Is Garofs with the baddies? Do you think? Even if she's not, she's giving Chloe the side eye in a big way.

OMG!!! BB is going to send Tony Almeida to get Lady Prez's daughter. If Tony can broker a reunion, then maybe he'll get a presidential pardon and he and Jack can be super twins with BB and Chloe.

AARON PIERCE! AARON PIERCE!!!! HOLY CRAP! Secret Service Agent to the Stars is back! ohmigod ohmigod omigod. I want to know everything he's been up to. Is he still hanging out with former boozy first lady? I have so many questions. I'm just so happy that Aaron Pierce is back to be a shining light of goodness in all of our lives.

There is a lot of people giving their word and having no options in this episode. It's like the poor man's catch phrase episode of 24. If it weren't for Aaron Pierce, SS agent to the Stars, we'd be S.O.L.

Billy Walsh is the moley moley mole, huh? I'm not surprised.I wonder if Erica Office Tramp knows he's with the evildoers. Maybe she's an evildoer, too. That really just means that when she takes the flying leap off the deep end, it will be super entertaining.

Next week: Dubaku looks like he's got some murder in his heart for diner chick. And it looks like Renee is going to catch a case of the crazies on Jack and then potentially make out with him???? Gross

Last week was such a tease compared to this week.

Damnits:
-"I don't give a damn." Lady Prez. I'm counting it. I like her. She's the next best prez since David Palmer. Now we have to live with being in good hands with him and Allstate.

There's No/We Don't Have Times:
-There was a lot of "we don't have another choice(s)"

Things at which Jack Bauer is smooth:
-Giving Renee stuff to do and keeping her from doing dumb crap.